Remember when the U.S. military was actually about, you know, winning wars? Now it's apparently a tool for social justice warriors to push their woke agenda. The military used to be a last resort; now it’s just another department of the Democrat Party.

It's like, remember that time we invaded [insert country here]? Good times. Now? We're worried about pronouns and intersectionality. We're training soldiers to be therapists instead of warriors. No wonder recruitment is down. Who wants to sign up for a sensitivity seminar?

The founding fathers are rolling in their graves. They envisioned a citizen army, not a social experiment. We're supposed to be defending the Constitution, not rewriting it to appease the perpetually offended.

And don't even get me started on the budget. We're spending billions on gender studies programs while our enemies are building hypersonic missiles. Priorities, people!

Our enemies are laughing at us. They're building up their militaries while we're tearing ours down from the inside. They see our weakness and they're ready to exploit it.

Meanwhile, the Commander-in-Chief is more concerned with virtue signaling than with actually leading. He's surrounded by yes-men who tell him what he wants to hear instead of what he needs to hear.

What’s next? Rainbow colored tanks? We need to get back to basics and focus on what really matters: defending America. Leave the social engineering to the college campuses.

Time to unf*ck the military. Get rid of the woke garbage and get back to focusing on winning wars. Our enemies aren't going to defeat themselves. We need a strong, disciplined, and focused military to protect our nation. Period.

Let's make America BASED again. One woke soldier at a time. This ain't a daycare; it's a freaking military!