Plaid Cymru's 100-Day Plan: More Woke Virtue Signaling Before the Inevitable Collapse?
Rhun ap Iorwerth promises the moon in Wales, but will it just be another taxpayer-funded dumpster fire?

Newport, Wales - So, Plaid Cymru's Rhun ap Iorwerth drops his 60-page manifesto for the first 100 days in office. A 'roadmap,' he calls it. More like a suicide pact with the Welsh taxpayer, am I right? This isn't governing; it's virtue signaling on steroids, designed to appease the woke mob before the whole thing collapses under the weight of its own utopian delusions.
Hospital waiting lists, cost of living, the economy, schools, child poverty – it's the same old song and dance. Every politician promises to fix these problems, and every politician fails spectacularly. Why? Because government can't fix these problems. Government is the problem. But hey, at least they're using Comic Sans in the infographics. Right?
And let's not forget the real kicker: Welsh independence. Ap Iorwerth is 'happy to use' the word, bless his heart. But make no mistake: this isn't about Welsh pride; it's about virtue signaling to the globalist elite. It's about fracturing the UK and weakening the West. Wake up, sheeple!
'Resettling' Wales's relationship with the UK? Sounds like code for 'handing over control to Brussels.' Don't be fooled by the folksy rhetoric. These guys are playing a much bigger game, and you, the average Welshman, are just a pawn in their globalist chess match.
He whines about 'decades of missed opportunities.' Translation: 'Give us more money, and we promise to squander it even faster than the last guys.' These politicians think they can solve every problem by throwing money at it. It's like trying to fix a leaky faucet with a fire hose.
And then there's the 'Welsh identity' card. Of course. Because nothing unites people like tribalism and resentment. The modern left only knows how to divide and conquer and this is no exception.
Plaid Cymru is leading in the polls? That just proves how hopelessly naive the Welsh electorate is. They're falling for the same old lies, hook, line, and sinker. But hey, at least they'll get some nice new pronouns out of the deal. And probably some more taxes.
Remember, folks, this isn't about making Wales great again. It's about dismantling the foundations of Western civilization and replacing them with a woke dystopia. Don't let them get away with it. Learn to code. Buy Bitcoin. Stockpile canned goods. And above all, never trust a politician. Especially one who talks about 'redesigning Britain.'

