Orange Man Bad: TDS-Suffering Libs Triggered by Trump's Chad Moves on Iran
Critics clutching their pearls over war powers while Iran funds terrorism and builds nukes.
So, the Orange Man did something again. This time, it involves Iran, and predictably, the perpetually triggered libs are losing their minds over “war powers.” Apparently, they think Congress – a bunch of geriatrics who can barely operate a microwave – should be in charge of deciding when and how to defend America. Let’s unpack this clown show.
First of all, the Constitution gives the President – not Chuck Schumer – the job of Commander-in-Chief. Article II, baby! Remember that thing you pretend to care about when it suits your narrative? Trump is doing his job, protecting America from a regime that chants “Death to America” while enriching uranium in underground bunkers. But sure, let’s have a congressional committee debate the merits of airstrikes while Iran is building a nuke. Sounds efficient.
Then there's the War Powers Resolution of 1973. You know, that thing designed to neuter the President after Vietnam. It’s about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Every president since Nixon has pretty much ignored it when necessary. But now it's the libs' sacred cow because it gives them a chance to screech about Trump being a dictator. Cry more.
Remember Obama bombing Libya without asking anyone's permission? Crickets. Now suddenly, everyone's a constitutional scholar. The hypocrisy is thicker than AOC's social media filter. At least two RINOs are also pretending to care, probably hoping to get invited to a Never Trump cocktail party. Pathetic.
This whole “war powers” charade is just another excuse to undermine Trump and paint him as some kind of unhinged warmonger. Meanwhile, Iran is funding terrorists, destabilizing the Middle East, and threatening our allies. But yeah, let’s focus on the process and ignore the actual threat. #Priorities
If Congress actually had to vote on every military action, we’d be screwed. Imagine trying to get AOC, Mitt Romney, and Bernie Sanders to agree on anything, let alone a coherent foreign policy. It would be like herding cats on meth. The world doesn't wait for committee hearings and virtue signaling. Sometimes, you need to act decisively. Like, you know, drone striking a terrorist mastermind. #ThanksTrump
So, let the libs cry about war powers. Let the RINOs clutch their pearls. The rest of us will be over here supporting a President who isn’t afraid to defend America, even if it means triggering the perpetually offended. MAGA, baby! And remember, if you’re reading this and you’re still triggered by Trump, you’re part of the problem. Get a grip.
The real question is, who benefits from a weak and indecisive America? Certainly not the American people. This isn't just about Iran, it's about setting precedent, establishing who is in charge. No one wants to see more pointless wars but you can't show weakness when your enemies will take any advantage they can get.
This isn't over and it will be interesting to see if anything comes of this debate. Probably not. It's just another instance of the political theater that is Washington these days. Get your popcorn ready.


