Meghan Markle's 'most trolled' claim is met with derision and accusations of hypocrisy, highlighting the disconnect between celebrity virtue signaling and real-world struggles.

Kennedy Wesley's goal helps the USWNT beat Japan, but the win is just another opportunity for virtue signaling and political grandstanding. Can't anyone just play soccer anymore?

The Air Force Academy's 'CULEX' exercise is portrayed as a taxpayer-funded LARP session, questioning its value in preparing cadets for real-world conflicts and highlighting perceived bureaucratic bloat.

A federal appeals court briefly delayed the transfer of 17 transgender women inmates to a men's facility, sparking right-wing outrage over woke legal activism and perceived special treatment for criminals.

Boebert triggered Dave Chappelle by posting a photo implying agreement on the two-gender issue, leading to a woke meltdown and a reminder that Boebert doesn't back down from culture war skirmishes.

The S&P 500's rally, fueled by the Strait of Hormuz reopening and corporate earnings, is a victory for capitalism and a source of liberal tears.

JD Vance tells the Pope to be cautious about his theological pronouncements, sparking outrage among liberals and further fueling the culture war.

Jay McInerney, the aging author of "Bright Lights, Big City," is completing his tetralogy about a rich couple navigating the pandemic in New York, a Boomer navel-gazing exercise in privilege that nobody asked for.

Allbirds' pivot to AI and rebrand as NewBird AI is viewed as an epic fail and grift, proving that woke corporations eventually fail and chasing after trends like AI is a desperate move.

Mayor Mamdani's first 100 days are a mix of minor achievements and questionable alliances, leaving skepticism about his ability to manage the city without fiscal disaster.

Rory McIlroy's dominant performance at the Masters is celebrated as a victory against wokeness and a return to traditional values in golf. The article mocks liberals and praises McIlroy's success as a sign of American greatness (even though he's Irish).

Campuses are becoming hubs of wokeness with Antifa manuals, transgender policy debates, and outrage over pro-ICE flyers, revealing the absurdity of higher education's current state.

The Trump administration admitted to a minor error in a New York health fraud case, but this shouldn't undermine the broader anti-fraud efforts. The focus remains on draining the swamp and exposing corruption.

Alexander Kazanowski's murder in Chicago exposes the city's escalating crime and the failings of woke policies, highlighting a lack of personal responsibility and the need for decisive action.

Hungary's election featuring Orbán and challenger Péter Magyar raises questions about whether it's a legitimate contest or just controlled opposition by globalist forces; Orbán's 'illiberal democracy' is contrasted against mainstream narratives.

The DOJ is reviewing immigration judges in what some see as a move to enforce immigration laws, and Melania Trump has finally commented on the Epstein case. This is either the beginning of something big or just another Tuesday in Clown World.

Trump's $100K H-1B visa fee is framed as a win against woke corporations using cheap labor, prioritizing American workers, and draining the swamp with edgy, meme-aware commentary.

The Supreme Court ruled against Trump's tariffs, triggering a massive refund process, but due to bureaucratic complexities, average citizens and small businesses are unlikely to see any money, highlighting government inefficiency and the struggle for small businesses against red tape.

Putin views Iran's defiance of the West as a model for other authoritarian states, highlighting the crumbling of Western dominance and the need for the West to adapt or be left behind.

In Puyallup, a neighbor's armed intervention in a domestic dispute proves the Second Amendment works, even in woke states, by stopping a violent crime the defunded police couldn't.

Passover in Israel is decidedly un-festive this year thanks to the war in Iran, with restrictions on gatherings and access to Jerusalem making it harder to celebrate freedom. Enjoy the Manischewitz.

Jennifer Siebel Newsom's comments suggesting inmates at San Quentin were there by 'accident' are hilariously out of touch, exposing the disconnect between California's elite and the reality of violent crime, and highlighting the failure of the state's liberal policies.

Netanyahu's attacks in Lebanon trashed the US-Iran ceasefire and trolled the mullahs in Tehran; classic Bibi, and just another day in clown world.

Scientists confirm that the wildlife trade increases the risk of zoonotic diseases, reinforcing concerns about live animal markets and highlighting the importance of skepticism towards expert narratives.

A doctor's conversion of an RV into a mobile OB-GYN clinic after the Dobbs decision is viewed as a desperate PR stunt and logistical nightmare by this editorial, highlighting the perceived absurdity and hypocrisy of progressive reactions to the overturning of Roe v. Wade.

House Democrats are trying to limit Trump's war powers over Iran, but it's just a case of TDS fueled by jealousy of his successful negotiations.

The ceasefire between Israel and Iran is kaput, with Israel bombing Lebanon and Iran blocking oil tankers; meanwhile, the UN whines and the woke crowd blames Israel, while the world edges closer to Armageddon.

Lynette Hooker's disappearance in the Bahamas raises serious questions, with the husband as a prime suspect and a narrative that reeks of a potential cover-up, leaving room for skepticism of the official narrative.

Martin Gugino, who sued Buffalo PD after a 2020 protest incident, has died, complicating the lawsuit and likely reigniting the debate over police brutality; another day, another outrage cycle.

Twitch streamer Hasan Piker's foray into the 2026 election is a test of whether his online following can translate into real-world political influence, a move that's causing consternation among moderate Democrats and conservative commentators alike, who question his radical views and parasocial relationship with his audience.