Okay, Boomers, listen up. Pam Bondi, a total MAGA warrior, just went full scorched earth on the House Oversight Committee, reminding them that the ONLY reason the Epstein files saw the light of day was because of Trump. You know, the guy the Democrats are still crying about?

Bondi, in her prepared remarks (obtained by Fox News Digital, because the lamestream media is too busy simping for the woke agenda), basically said, "Yeah, I'm proud of what we did. We released MILLIONS of pages, including the spicy vids and pics the elites didn't want you to see." She even pointed out that this whole thing spanned FOUR administrations – Bush, Obama, Trump, Biden – but only Trump had the BALLS to actually do something about it.

"Before we start today, I want to reiterate what I have said many times regarding the Department’s handling during my tenure as Attorney General of the voluminous materials that are now commonly known as the Epstein Files," Bondi said. Translation: "Get wrecked, libs. We exposed your buddies."

Let's be real, the Democrats and the media were hoping this would just go away. They wanted to bury the truth about Epstein and his pervy pals. But Trump and Bondi weren't having it. They knew the American people deserved to know who was involved in this sick mess.

And remember that Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche? Bondi gave him props for handling the day-to-day grind. “I delegated oversight over this process to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche,” she said. Probably because she was too busy fighting the Fake News and saving America. Total queen.

"These investigations span FOUR administrations, dating back to the Bush administration and have gone on through the Obama administration, the first Trump administration, and the Biden administration. The only time federal prosecutors were permitted to launch investigations against Epstein and Maxwell was when President Trump occupied the White House. Only under President Trump were 3 million Epstein related documents released,” Bondi said, dropping the mic. Let that sink in, sheeple.

So, what's the takeaway? Trump did what the Swamp refused to do. He exposed the elites and their dirty secrets. And Pam Bondi is out here reminding everyone. It's time to wake up and realize who's really fighting for you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch some Tucker Carlson and make sure my tinfoil hat is on tight. They're probably spying on me right now for telling the truth.

#MAGA #EpsteinFiles #PamBondi #Trump2028 #DeepStateExposed #DrainTheSwamp #BasedConservative #FactsDontCareAboutYourFeelings

And one last thing: WHERE ARE THE VIDEOS?! We demand to see the goods. Release the Kraken, already!