Alright, folks, buckle up, because Daddy Trump just yeeted some freedom fries at Iran, and the entire DC swamp is having a meltdown. You'd think he just ordered pineapple on pizza or something.

So, the story goes, Trump dropped some spicy ordnance on an undisclosed location in Iran. Details are scarce, but apparently, the mullahs aren't thrilled. More importantly, the usual suspects in Congress are clutching their pearls and screaming about the War Powers Act, as if that piece of paper actually matters to anyone outside the Beltway.

Senator Tim Kaine (D-VA), bless his heart, is whining about 'zero' notice. Zero? Cry me a river, Timmy. Maybe if you weren't so busy virtue signaling about pronouns, you'd be paying attention. He's got a 'war powers resolution' scheduled for a vote next week. Translation: He wants to tie Trump's hands behind his back while the Ayatollahs laugh in our faces.

That dusty old War Powers Resolution, passed back in '73 after the Vietnam clusterf*, is supposed to prevent presidents from going all gung-ho without Congress's permission. But let's be real, has it ever actually stopped anyone? It's more like a suggestion box than a legal constraint.

Senator Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) is out there virtue signaling about friends lost in Iraq, but let's be real, the entire war was a disaster based on lies and false intel. Now, he wants to stop the US from doing what is necessary to protect themselves.

Some pencil-pushing nerd at the Project on Government Oversight (POGO) is calling this a 'flagrant abuse of power.' Oh, please. These are the same people who think government regulations are the answer to everything. They're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Trump, in his State of the Union address, barely mentioned Iran. Probably because he knew the Deep State would leak the intel before he could even finish his sentence. He allegedly 'obliterated' their nuke program last June, which, if true, is way more than anyone else has managed to do in decades. Take notes, losers.

Remember that 'vast armada' Trump talked about? Yeah, that's not just for show. It's a message to Iran: Don't mess with Texas. Or, you know, America.

Look, let's be honest: Iran is a rogue state that hates our guts and wants to wipe Israel off the map. They're funding terrorists, building nukes, and generally being a pain in everyone's ass. Someone has to stand up to them. And apparently, that someone is Donald J. Trump.