Alright, folks, buckle up, because the woke circus is back in town. This time, they've traded in their burning tires for 'Liberty Vans' – mobile safe spaces for our friends who may or may not be here legally. Seems the perpetually outraged lefties have decided ICE is the new orange man bad, and they're deploying these glorified clown cars to obstruct justice, or, as they call it, 'document ICE raids.'

These 'Liberty Vans,' brought to you by the Save America Movement (SAM) – because apparently America needs saving from, uh, enforcing its own laws – are rolling into cities like Los Angeles, Chicago, and Minneapolis, staffed by a motley crew of lawyers (probably the ones who couldn't pass the bar), faith leaders (praying for open borders, no doubt), and videographers (because if it's not on the 'gram, did it even happen?).

The whole thing reeks of performative activism. These vans are basically rolling GoFundMe campaigns, offering 'moral and legal support' – which, let's be honest, probably translates to free granola bars and instructions on how to file frivolous lawsuits. They're named after the Liberty ships of World War II. Get it? Because providing aid and comfort to those who might be breaking the law is exactly like supplying Allied forces fighting the Nazis. Peak cringe.

Now, the lefties will tell you that ICE is running wild, terrorizing innocent immigrants, and separating families at the border. And while there are certainly legitimate concerns about how immigration laws are enforced, let's not pretend that everyone being scooped up by ICE is a sweet, harmless grandma baking apple pies. These are immigration laws for a reason. No one seems to remember that.

And speaking of 'evidence,' let's talk about these 'documented ICE raids.' I guarantee you, every single video that comes out of these vans will be heavily edited to make ICE look like a bunch of jack-booted thugs. It's the same playbook they always use: cherry-picked anecdotes, out-of-context quotes, and plenty of emotional appeals. Facts? Who needs facts when you have feelings?

What's really hilarious is who's behind this whole operation. Mary Corcoran, a former PR shill for the Democrats, and Steve Schmidt, the Never-Trump grifter who made a fortune peddling anti-Trump propaganda. These are the people we're supposed to trust to tell us the truth about immigration? Give me a break. Steve Schmidt is now a folk hero to the left. Never thought I'd see the day.