Orange Man Bad... But Now He's Buying CNN? LMAO
Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers in shambles as Paramount Skydance sniffs around Warner Bros, potentially ending CNN's reign of terror.

Okay, libs, time for your daily dose of copium. Remember all those years you spent screeching about Trump and "fake news"? Well, guess what? It looks like the Orange Man might actually be getting the last laugh. Paramount Skydance, run by some seriously wealthy dudes who might or might not be on Team MAGA, is making moves on Warner Bros Discovery, which, as you know, owns CNN.
So, let's get this straight. The network that spent years obsessively covering every Trump tweet, every supposed "scandal," every imagined slight, might soon be under the control of people who are, shall we say, friendly to the former president. The irony is thicker than Hillary's book tour security detail.
Netflix, bless their woke little hearts, tried to make a play for Warner Bros, but then their CEO went to the White House for a little chat with Trump's people. Next thing you know, Netflix is running away faster than Kamala Harris from a border question. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Courtney Radsch from the Open Markets Institute is out here whining about "politically motivated involvement." Translation: she's terrified that CNN might actually have to report facts instead of just regurgitating Democrat talking points. Cry more, sweetie.
And let's not forget what's been happening over at CBS. They brought in Bari Weiss, a woman who actually believes in things like free speech and journalistic integrity, and suddenly the network isn't a total dumpster fire of leftist propaganda. Imagine that!
Look, is this deal a done thing? Nope. There's still plenty of time for the Deep State to pull some strings and keep CNN in the hands of the perpetually outraged. But the fact that this is even a possibility is enough to send the blue-haired brigade into a full-blown meltdown.
So, grab your popcorn, folks. The show's just getting started. Maybe, just maybe, we'll finally see some actual journalism on CNN. Or maybe it'll just become Fox News Lite. Either way, it's gonna be hilarious to watch the left completely lose their minds. Sad!
In conclusion, the wokes are seething, Trump is cackling, and the rest of us are just here for the memes. Stay tuned, buttercups. The revolution will not be televised... unless it's on a slightly less biased CNN.
