Trump Nukes Iran (Figuratively): Congress in Shambles, Libs in Tears
Orange Man strikes again, this time in Iran, and the Beltway swamp creatures are losing their minds because muh Constitution.

Okay, so Trump finally did something based. He authorized strikes against Iran on [Date Redacted Based on Article Date], and the DCUniparty is collectively clutching their pearls. Why? Because muh Congress wasn't asked nicely beforehand. As if!
These are the same people who gave Obama a Nobel Peace Prize for existing and let Biden sniff kids on national TV. But Trump skips a formality and suddenly it's the end of democracy? Get real.
The War Powers Resolution of 1973? More like the War Pussies Resolution. It was designed to neuter the Commander-in-Chief after Vietnam, and it's been used ever since by the Deep State to slow-walk any decisive action. Trump's saying 'screw that noise' and doing what needs to be done.
Let's be honest, Iran has been funding terrorism and threatening America and its allies for decades. They're basically the woke version of a rogue state – all virtue signaling and destruction. Someone had to put them in their place. And who else but Trump would have the balls to do it?
The RINOs and the Left are whining about Congressional approval, but they'd be whining even if Trump did get their permission. They just hate the guy because he's not one of them. He's an outsider who actually delivers on his promises (sometimes).
These strikes? A message. A big, beautiful message that says, 'Don't mess with America.' It's what the world needs to hear right now, especially with all the woke garbage being pushed by the globalists.
Of course, the media is in full meltdown mode, calling it an 'unconstitutional power grab' and predicting World War III. But remember, these are the same people who told you Trump was a Russian agent and that COVID-19 came from a bat soup recipe. They're wrong about everything.
This move? Pure MAGA. It's about putting America first, standing up to our enemies, and telling the elites to shove it. Sure, it might ruffle some feathers in the Beltway, but who cares? They're all swamp creatures anyway.
So, while the libs are busy crying into their soy lattes, let's raise a glass to Trump for doing what needs to be done. He's the only one willing to drain the swamp and Make America Great Again, one strike at a time.
Based. Absolutely based.
In conclusion: Trump does what he wants, the libs seethe, and America wins. It's the circle of life (according to conservatives).
Sources:
* War Powers Resolution of 1973 (for the lulz) * U.S. Constitution, Article II, Section 2 (read it yourself, nerds) * Twitter (for the memes) * My Brain (trust me, bro)

