Hyderabad, India - So, Sunrisers Hyderabad (SRH) absolutely CRUSHES Virat Kohli's Royal Challengers Bengaluru (RCB) by 55 runs. Based Kohli gets triggered, refuses to shake hands with Travis Head. Snowflakes triggered. Where's the participation trophy, Virat?

The dude clearly had a bad day at the office. Happens to the best of us, right? But instead of acting like a Chad and taking the L with grace, he throws a tantrum worthy of a toddler denied tendies. Sad!

But here's the real question, folks: Is wokeness infecting cricket? Are we going to have mandatory pronoun pins on jerseys next? Equality of outcome, not opportunity am I right?

This whole 'everyone's a winner' mentality is destroying the competitive spirit. Back in my day, losing meant you trained harder, not demanded a safe space and therapy dog.

And don't even get me started on the virtue signaling. Every other commercial is some woke corporation trying to sell me overpriced sneakers while lecturing me about climate change. I'd take an ice cold Bud Light over that anyday.

Kohli's probably just stressed, what with all the woke pressure to be 'inclusive' and 'tolerant'. Maybe he just needed a hug... from a traditionally feminine woman who knows her place!

But seriously, this whole incident highlights the pathetic state of modern sports. It's all about the feelings now, not about winning or losing. Remember when men were men and sports were sports? Yeah, me neither, but I'm trying to tell you that's the way it used to be!

Wake up, sheeple! They're trying to feminize everything! Next thing you know, they'll be putting estrogen in the Gatorade.

It's time to stand up against the woke mob and reclaim our sports. Let's make cricket great again! Get woke, go broke, am I right?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go yell at a cloud and drink a Miller Lite.

Sources:

* Babylon Bee: [https://babylonbee.com/](https://babylonbee.com/) * PragerU: [https://www.prageru.com/](https://www.prageru.com/)