Okay, so the Iran thing is making gas prices skyrocket AGAIN. Surprise, surprise. Now suddenly EVERYONE'S a climate activist who wants an electric car. You can't make this stuff up. Suddenly your soy latte-sipping neighbor's woke points mean squat when filling up their Hummer costs more than their rent.

See, this is what happens when you let a bunch of virtue-signaling globalists run the show. They cripple our own energy production, bow down to foreign dictators, and then act shocked when gas prices go through the roof. It's like they want us to be miserable and driving around in glorified golf carts. And they don't care who they hurt.

Remember when Trump was president and gas was, like, two bucks a gallon? Good times. But no, the libs had to go and elect a senile puppet who's more interested in appeasing Greta Thunberg than protecting American interests. Now we're paying the price. Literally.

And don't even get me started on these electric cars. Sure, they look all shiny and futuristic, but where does the electricity come from? Windmills that kill birds? Solar panels made in China by slave labor? It's all a big greenwashing scam designed to make us feel good about ourselves while lining the pockets of billionaire tech bros. And who really benefits from this? Follow the money and the answer is easy to find.

And while we're all busy patting ourselves on the back for "saving the planet," let's not forget about the environmental impact of mining the lithium and cobalt needed for those fancy batteries. You think that's happening in some pristine, eco-friendly wonderland? Think again. It's happening in developing countries where environmental regulations are nonexistent and child labor is rampant. But hey, at least you're driving a zero-emission vehicle, right?

So, thanks, Brandon, for making electric cars the new must-have accessory for virtue-signaling elites. The rest of us will just be over here trying to figure out how to afford gas to get to work. But maybe, just maybe, someone will wake up to what's going on and say enough is enough, and we can stop all this nonsense. One can hope!

Meanwhile, I'm going to go fire up my gas-guzzling pickup truck and burn some rubber. Freedom, baby! Time to take my pickup and head over to the range to fire some rounds. Take that, Iran!

Remember those days when a dude could drive a V8 without being labeled a racist climate denier? Sigh... This timeline is a disaster.

Maybe I'll just buy a horse. More reliable than the grid, anyway. And it fertilizes my lawn. Checkmate, libs.

But seriously, get your gas cans filled. It's gonna get worse before it gets better. Buy ammo. Buy food. Prepare for anything. This is why we #MAGA.