The libs are at it again, whining about how they can't afford to pop out little woke warriors because, like, mortgage payments are a thing. Newsflash, snowflakes: reality bites. Turns out, those participation trophies don't pay the bills.

First of all, housing is expensive? Groundbreaking. Maybe if you hadn't spent all your money on soy lattes and tiny houses in Portland, you could afford a real place with, ya know, ROOM for a human being. And those avocado toasts? That's a down payment right there. Plus, stop demanding rent control, Karen. That crap just makes housing SHORTAGES worse. Basic economics, people.

And don't even get me started on childcare. Suddenly, raising kids costs money? Where were you guys when we were talking about personal responsibility? It's almost like having a whole 'nother person in your life REQUIRES some forethought and, gasp, SACRIFICE. Also, maybe Grandma could help if you weren't so busy cancelling her on Thanksgiving over some meme.

The real problem is the economy is rigged! Rigged by who? THE ELITES! The same elites who push for open borders, destroying the American dream for working class families. The same elites that demand woke kindergarteners, because nobody in the history of mankind needs mandatory gender studies before 1st grade. The very same people who tell you to be happy with the crumbs they're throwing off of the table.

Oh, and the “economic uncertainty”? That's code for “I'm scared I might have to, like, WORK hard.” Newsflash: the only way to get ahead is to stop blaming everyone else and pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Unless you're too busy taking selfies with Bernie Sanders.

So, if you can't afford kids, maybe take a good, hard look in the mirror. Ditch the Starbucks, stop buying virtue-signaling bumper stickers, and maybe, just maybe, you'll have enough left over for a diaper or two. Just sayin'. It's called capitalism, sweatie. Look it up.

And for God's sake, if you're going to have kids, teach them to love America, the Constitution, and the Second Amendment. The future of the nation depends on it. Woke kids are no good to anyone.

In conclusion: Git Gud, Libs.