Woke States Throw Tantrum Over Biden's Nursing School Shenanigans
25 states and the District of Corruption are suing the feds because... something about nursing loans? Sounds like another excuse to waste taxpayer money.
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because the clown show never ends. Twenty-five states and the District of Columbia – you know, the usual suspects – are now suing the Department of Education over some mumbo jumbo about nursing degrees and student loans. Apparently, Biden's handlers decided that nursing isn't a 'professional degree' anymore, which means less free money for future Florence Nightingales. Cue the outrage.
First of all, let's be real: student loans are a scam. A debt trap designed to enslave young people to the government and universities. But now that the gravy train might be slowing down, suddenly everyone's a fiscal conservative? Give me a break.
These states are whining about a 'nursing shortage,' as if that's not a direct result of their own draconian COVID mandates and woke policies. Nurses are fleeing these garbage states faster than Gavin Newsom avoids paying taxes. And now they want Uncle Sam to bail them out with more of our hard-earned cash?
Seriously, did anyone even read the fine print on these loan forgiveness programs? It's always the same song and dance: promise the world, deliver a dumpster fire. And then when someone tries to clean up the mess, everyone loses their minds. It's like watching toddlers fight over a pile of Legos.
The Administrative Procedure Act? Sounds like something Nancy Pelosi made up on the spot. Who cares about 'proper notice' when there's virtue signaling to be done? These governors and attorneys general are just trying to score political points by pandering to the woke mob.
Meanwhile, the real problems facing this country – the border crisis, the inflation crisis, the woke indoctrination of our children – are conveniently ignored. But hey, at least they're fighting for… nurses? I guess?
This lawsuit is just another example of the parasitic relationship between the states and the federal government. They'll gladly take our money, but they'll never take responsibility for their own failures. It's time to cut the cord and let these states sink or swim on their own.
And let's not forget the irony of these same states pushing for 'equity' and 'inclusion' while simultaneously supporting policies that benefit the wealthy elite. Nursing school ain't cheap, and guess who's going to foot the bill? You guessed it: the American taxpayer.
So, what's the solution? End student loans. Make colleges accountable for their graduates' job prospects. And stop pretending that everyone deserves a free ride. It's time to grow up and face reality: there's no such thing as a free lunch. Especially when it comes to government handouts.
In conclusion: this whole nursing loan kerfuffle is a big, fat nothingburger. Just another excuse for politicians to grandstand and line their pockets. The only winners here are the lawyers. As always.
Stay frosty, patriots. The commies are always watching.
And remember: Don't tread on me... unless you're offering me free stuff. Then maybe tread a little.

