Enviro-Woke Kids Throw Tantrum Over Trump's EPA Rollbacks: Get a Job!
Snowflake youth activists demand court stop Trump from freeing the American economy from eco-tyranny; cope and seethe, libs.

Washington D.C. - Eighteen zoomer doomers are losing their minds over the Trump administration's entirely justified repeal of the 2009 endangerment finding. These perpetually triggered youths have filed some crybaby lawsuit, Venner v EPA, in the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, claiming their constitutional rights are being violated because the EPA is no longer shackling the economy with climate regulations. Newsflash: feelings aren't facts, and your 'rights' don't extend to forcing everyone else to subsidize your eco-anxiety.
Apparently, these kids think that repealing regulations that designated CO2 as public enemy number one will cause the sky to fall. They claim car companies are immediately going to start churning out gas-guzzlers like it's 1975. As if the free market, consumer demand, and technological innovation have no bearing on the auto industry. What are they gonna do next, ban the internal combustion engine?
These mouth-breathers conveniently ignore the fact that these regulations were crippling American businesses and sending jobs overseas. They complain about a hypothetical “gigaton of CO2” as if that's going to single-handedly melt the polar ice caps. Maybe they should try, you know, personal responsibility, and go plant some trees if they're so concerned. Instead of trying to bankrupt the country.
Elena Venner, the 21-year-old named plaintiff, says her 'faith' is being violated. Newsflash: Faith doesn't trump (pun intended) the economy. Maybe she should pray for a stronger work ethic instead of relying on the government to solve all her problems.
Our Children's Trust, the woke law firm representing these drama queens, is predictably screeching about 'irreversible harm.' Sounds dramatic. The only irreversible harm is the damage these kids will do to the economy if they get their way. Meanwhile, Julia Olson, the founder and chief legal counsel for Our Children's Trust, is laughing all the way to the bank, paid for by liberal dark money.
It's the usual story: Leftists weaponizing the courts to impose their radical agenda on the rest of us. They want to control every aspect of our lives, from the cars we drive to the energy we use. Freedom is dying because of this.
Hawaii, for some reason, gets a shout-out for its plan to decarbonize by 2045. Because, yeah, Hawaii is so crucial to the American economy. It's an irrelevant point.


