LOUISVILLE, Ky. – Hold onto your hats, snowflakes! Cherie DeVaux, a WOMAN (gasp!), just trained Golden Tempo to a Kentucky Derby victory. And Jose Ortiz rode that beast like a boss, snagging his first Derby win. So much for the patriarchy, am I right?

The libs are probably already drafting think pieces about 'systemic oppression' and how this is 'problematic' because...reasons. But let's be real: DeVaux outworked everyone else. She picked the right horse, she trained it hard, and she won. That's how it works in the real world, kids. Not in your gender studies seminar.

And the fact that Ortiz, a dude, won on her horse? Triggered! The left can't decide if they should be happy a woman won or mad a man won. Good thing we don't give a flying fig about their manufactured outrage.

Golden Tempo was an underdog? Even better. Underdogs winning is what makes America great. It's the 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' mentality that the woke crowd hates. Probably because they've never had to do an honest day's work in their lives.

This is the kind of win that should be celebrated. Not dissected and deconstructed through the lens of victimhood. DeVaux didn't need a handout, she didn't need affirmative action, she just needed a horse and the skills to train it.

So next time you hear some virtue-signaling celebrity droning on about inequality, remember Cherie DeVaux. Remember Golden Tempo. Remember that hard work and talent still matter in this country. At least, they did on Derby day.

The libs said women could never succeed in horse racing. They said the system was rigged. They were wrong. Again. Deal with it.

Now, let's all raise a glass to Cherie DeVaux. A true American badass who just shut down the haters and made history. Cheers!

Remember when Bud Light tried to go woke? Yeah, well, Golden Tempo just slapped woke-ness in the face with a horseshoe. MAGA.