So, the gays, they're out at Apple, more or less. Tim Cook, the Corporate Woke Emperor, is finally handing over the reins to some hardware dude named John Ternus. Translation: Maybe, just maybe, Apple's gonna stop lecturing us about pronouns and start making phones that don't cost more than a used car.

Ternus is supposed to be a hardware genius. Which is great, because Apple's hardware has been coasting on fumes for, like, a decade. Remember when Apple was about innovation? Now they're just slapping new cameras on the same old brick and calling it revolutionary. Wake me up when they invent something that isn't just a slightly shinier version of what we already have.

Of course, the libs are already clutching their pearls. “Oh noes, will Apple stop being woke?” Good. Maybe if Apple spends less time virtue signaling, they'll have more time to, I don't know, invent a battery that lasts longer than my morning commute. Or fix the glitchy software that makes my iPhone feel like a potato sometimes. And lower the price of Apple products, they are way too expensive for normal folks.

Let's be real. Cook turned Apple into a political platform. Every product launch was an opportunity to lecture us about climate change and social justice. Meanwhile, the Chinese Communist Party was laughing all the way to the bank, because guess where all those iPhones are made? Hypocrisy much?

So, what can we expect from Ternus? Hopefully, he'll tell the woke brigade to take a hike and focus on building great products. Maybe he'll even bring back Steve Jobs's obsession with user experience. You know, the kind of thing that made Apple a cultural icon in the first place. I can expect all this because most people in America are tired of the Woke Mind Virus being forced on them.

I am not holding my breath. Apple is still a giant corporation run by liberals. But hey, a hardware guy in charge is a step in the right direction. Maybe, just maybe, Apple will remember that its job is to make cool stuff, not to tell us how to think. Can't wait for the day!

It's not like this guy is some kind of MAGA warrior. He's probably just another corporate drone who wants to make a buck. But if he can make Apple less woke, that's a win in my book. A small win, but a win nonetheless. A small win for freedom and personal responsibility!

Time to make Apple Great Again? Not quite. But let's hope Ternus can at least make Apple less annoying. The world will be a better place, one less lecture on social justice at a time.

Sources:

* Apple Inc. SEC Filings * Gallup Polls on Political Ideology