Alright, so the cheeseheads in Wisconsin are at it again, duking it out over a state supreme court seat. You'd think they'd have learned something after the last two clown shows, but nope, back for more. This time, it's supposed conservative Maria Lazar versus lefty Chris Taylor. The prize? A potential 5-2 liberal majority, which, let's be honest, is probably already baked in.

Remember 2020? Yeah, Wisconsin does. And every election since has been a proxy war over whether Trump actually lost or if Dominion voting machines are powered by Soros tears. This race is no different. The libs see a chance to further solidify their power grab, just in time for the midterms when, you guessed it, Orange Man Bad might try to 'overturn' the results again. Wake me up when it's over.

Lazar, bless her heart, defended gerrymandered maps (that got overturned, by the way) and probably thinks voter ID is a good idea. Meanwhile, Taylor is basically a walking, talking ACLU press release. Surprise! The outgoing Justice Bradley banned ballot drop boxes, which of course liberals hate, because how else are they going to 'fortify' the election? Don't @ me.

Some rando named Victoria Bassetti from the States United Democracy Center (sounds legit) is whining about Wisconsin being in the 'crosshairs' of election litigation. Translation: they haven't figured out how to rig it properly yet. But hey, 'democracy'!

Last year, Elon Musk got involved, because of course he did. Remember when he was based? Good times. The race topped $100 million. This year's version is apparently 'quieter' and less expensive. Probably because everyone's broke and disillusioned. Taylor has the money edge, which tells you everything you need to know. Half the voters are still undecided, because who actually cares about state supreme court races? Seriously.

Wisconsin elects its judges, which is arguably more democratic than having some swamp creature in DC pick them. But hey, what do I know? The whole thing is a dog and pony show. They'll argue about procedure while the country crumbles. But at least the cheese is good, amirite?