LONDON – So, another genius joins the ranks of the incarcerated for turning a couple of Hatzola ambulances into a bonfire. Judex Atshatshi, 18, the fourth stooge in this saga, is now cooling his heels in a cell, charged with arson and generally being a menace. Because apparently, setting Jewish ambulances on fire is now a thing in the UK.

The official narrative is that these genius are targeting the Jewish community. Shocking, I know. Who would have thought that in the heart of woke London, such things could happen? Probably because everyone is too busy virtue signaling to actually pay attention to the rising tide of anti-Semitism. Just sayin'.

Remember, this isn't just a 'oops, I accidentally set a vehicle on fire' kind of situation. This was a full-blown pyrotechnic display, complete with exploding gas canisters, causing about £1 million in damage. Taxpayers are footing that bill, by the way. So, thanks guys.

We've already got three other mouth-breathers – Hamza Iqbal, Rehan Khan, and some unnamed 17-year-old – locked up for this stunt. Now Atshatshi joins the party. Apparently, counter-terrorism detectives had to raid a couple of addresses to drag this rocket scientist in. You know, because lighting ambulances on fire is totally normal behavior.

Frank Ferguson from the Crown Prosecution Service is out there, reminding everyone that these geniuses are entitled to a fair trial. Of course they are. But let's not pretend that the system isn't rigged. They'll get a slap on the wrist and then be back on the streets, ready to torch something else.

Meanwhile, Hatzola, the ambulance service that got torched, is actually a pretty cool organization. Started in New York, serves everyone, even on the Sabbath. According to some random councillor, Andrew Walters, they'll even help you out regardless of who you are. Too bad someone decided their ambulances needed a makeover via Molotov cocktail.

The moral of the story? Wokeness is a disease, anti-Semitism is alive and well, and London is burning. But hey, at least we're diverse, right? And remember, don't you dare say anything that could prejudice the trial! Because, you know, that's the real crime here.

So, while these yahoos are waiting for their day in court, I'll be over here, prepping my bug-out bag. Just in case London decides to go full Mad Max. Because, let's be real, it's only a matter of time.