CARDIFF, Wales — GG, Labour. After a century of holding Wales hostage with their socialist shenanigans, the Welsh voters have finally hit the uninstall button. Turns out, even sheeple get tired of being fleeced. The results? Labour got absolutely rekt, limping into third place with a measly nine seats in the 96-seat Senedd. Plaid Cymru, those freedom-loving plaid-wearers, are set to form a minority government. Based.

Richard Wyn Jones, some egghead at Cardiff University, called it an “astonishing” and “complete” collapse. No kidding, Sherlock. It's like watching a carefully constructed house of cards get nuked by a rogue gust of wind. Except the cards were made of taxpayer money, and the wind was common sense.

Former First Minister Eluned Morgan, bless her heart, became the first UK leader to lose their seat while in office. That's what we call a pro gamer move... in reverse. She resigned, probably to go back to her soy farm and contemplate her failures. The good news is, she received lengthy applause for it. Maybe she should try the theater circuit.

Labour's pre-emptive surrender – admitting they'd only snag 10 seats out of 96 – was the ultimate cope. Talk about setting expectations low. They used to hold at least 26 seats. That's a yuge difference. SAD!

Morgan blamed everyone but herself, naturally. Said she was “proud” of Welsh Labour's achievements. Sure, Jan. Like bankrupting the economy and turning Wales into a socialist paradise is something to brag about.

They've appointed some dude named Ken Skates as interim leader. Good luck with that, buddy. You're going to need more than a participation trophy to fix this mess.

So, what went wrong? Well, aside from the obvious – socialism always fails – Wales has been run by Labour for, like, forever. Incumbency is a curse, especially when you're incompetent. Plus, they had that whole Vaughan Gething fiasco. Remember that guy? Total trainwreck.

But the real reason Labour lost is simple: they're out of touch. They don't understand the average Welshman. They're too busy virtue signaling and pushing their woke agenda to care about real issues like jobs and the economy. Wales has devolved into a cautionary tale.

Plaid Cymru is now the hero Wales deserves. Hopefully, they can undo the damage and make Wales great again. Maybe they will have some actual solutions.