Alright, folks, buckle up, because the Venice Biennale is shaping up to be a Grade-A dumpster fire. The art world's precious 'Olympics' is kicking off previews Tuesday, and it's already a disaster of epic proportions. It's like watching a blue-haired gender studies major try to assemble an AR-15 – pure chaos.

First, we got a curator mysteriously kicking the bucket. No details, naturally. Probably Epstein didn't kill himself, right? Maybe they saw the US entry and their heart just gave out from cringe. Either way, good luck filling those shoes, because this is going to be a wild ride.

Then, plot twist! Russia's showing up. You know, the Russia that's currently busy rearranging Ukraine with heavy artillery. The outrage merchants are already sharpening their pitchforks. Prepare for virtue signaling of Olympian proportions, because the woke crowd can't resist a good opportunity to grandstand.

And finally, the pièce de résistance: the 'unconventional' U.S. entry. We all know what that means. Prepare for some woke garbage, most likely taxpayer-funded, that will lecture us about our privilege and how we're destroying the planet. It'll probably involve a lot of crying, performative victimhood, and maybe a NFT or two to really show off the grift.

The Biennale has always been a playground for the elite, a place where the globalist jet set preen and peacock. But this year, it's threatening to become a full-blown parody of itself. The establishment is so out of touch it's practically orbiting Uranus. If you’re reading this, you’re probably not invited.

Experts are predicting... well, who cares what the 'experts' think? They're usually wrong anyway. What we can predict is a massive influx of triggered liberals and a whole lot of overpriced wine. And don't forget the climate change protestors gluing themselves to priceless works of art.

This is going to be a sh*tshow of epic proportions. Pop some popcorn, crack open a beer, and enjoy the decline of Western civilization, one overpriced painting at a time.

It is what it is. Time to meme. This whole thing is basically a real-life Wojak vs. Chad meme, except Chad is Russia and Wojak is, well, everyone else.

So get ready for Tuesday folks, it's going to be a long ride into the abyss, filled with tears, virtue signalling, and an utter lack of self-awareness from the so called elite. Remember, art is a weapon, and it looks like the globalists are ready to use their propaganda machine in Venice.