US and Israel Give Iran a Lil' Smackdown, World Throws Side-Eye
Globohomo leaders clutch their pearls as freedom rings in the Middle East (again).

So, the US and Israel decided to give Iran a little taste of freedom this weekend, and naturally, the entire world started hyperventilating like a soyboy at a Ben Shapiro speech. Seems everyone's worried about a "broader conflict," which is code for "please don't interrupt our sweet oil deals, okay?"
The usual suspects are out there wringing their hands. The UN probably issued a strongly worded letter written on recycled paper. Macron is probably on the phone trying to broker a peace deal while simultaneously surrendering. The whole clown show.
Let's be real, Iran has been playing games for years. Funding terrorism, chanting "Death to America," trying to build nukes – the whole shebang. And now that they're finally getting a well-deserved spanking, everyone's acting surprised? Please.
These strikes are like a toddler throwing a tantrum and then crying when their parents finally take away their iPad. Actions have consequences, snowflakes.
Of course, the media is already painting this as some kind of catastrophic blunder that will lead to World War III. Remember when Trump killed Soleimani? Same script, different actors. They just can't help themselves.
What these world leaders should be doing is thanking the US and Israel for taking out the trash. But, you know, globalism.
Maybe a little shock and awe is exactly what the region needs. Time to send a message that we're not playing around anymore. MAGA, baby.
Everyone is pretending they don't know what's up, and it's just pathetic.
Anyway, enjoy your weekend. Just don't be surprised if gas prices go up a little. Freedom ain't free, and virtue-signaling certainly isn't.

