Urgent Care Abortions: When Your Local Flu Shot Guy Also Terminates Pregnancies
Planned Parenthood closed? No worries, your friendly neighborhood urgent care is here to 'solve' the population problem, one medication abortion at a time.

So, Planned Parenthood is closing up shop? Big deal. Turns out, your local urgent care is ready to step in and offer 'reproductive healthcare,' which is code for handing out abortion pills like candy. In Marquette, Michigan, Marquette Medical Urgent Care is now your one-stop shop for flu shots, sprained ankles, and, oh yeah, ending pregnancies. Because why not?
Dr. Shawn Brown, who runs the place, describes herself as 'individually pro-life.' Right. Sure. Just like I'm 'individually a billionaire.' But hey, gotta keep the lights on, and apparently, abortions are a booming business, even in the sticks of the Upper Peninsula. The Planned Parenthood clinic served 1,100 patients a year for cancer screenings, IUD insertions, and, of course, the main attraction: abortions. Now that it's gone, Dr. Brown's urgent care is the only game in town. Talk about a monopoly.
"It's a 500-mile stretch of no access," Brown whines. No access to abortions. Let's be clear. People are acting like it's a human right to get rid of a baby. News flash: it ain't. But hey, gotta keep the outrage machine churning, right?
I Need an A, a project backed by a bunch of leftist nonprofits, claims that at least 38 abortion clinics closed last year in states where abortion is still legal. Cry me a river. Maybe they should have run their businesses better. Or, you know, focused on actual healthcare instead of just pushing abortions.
And don't even get me started on the 'rural hospital labor and delivery unit closures.' It's all part of the plan, folks. Make it harder to have kids, then push abortion as the only option. It's classic population control 101.
Dr. Brown, bless her 'individually pro-life' heart, is now the abortion queen of the Upper Peninsula. She says it's 'very strange' for her. I bet. But hey, money talks. And in this case, it's screaming, 'Terminate! Terminate! Terminate!'
Kimi Chernoby from FemInEM is 'really excited' about urgent cares filling the abortion void. Of course, she is. Another cog in the leftist machine. They're all excited to see more babies getting flushed down the drain.
Some lady named A drove over an hour to get her abortion at the urgent care. She claims she's broke and can't afford another kid. Newsflash: there are options! Adoption, for example. But no, gotta kill the baby instead. So convenient.
"Financials, housing, vehicles — it's a lot," A moans. Boo hoo. Maybe she should have thought about that before she got pregnant. But personal responsibility is a foreign concept to these people.
Emergency medicine physician Viktoria Koskenoja is now an abortion provider. Gotta love the medical profession these days. More like the death profession.
So, there you have it. Urgent cares are now abortion clinics. The left is thrilled. Babies are dead. And America is going down the drain, one medication abortion at a time. You're welcome.
This is the future the woke libs want. Enjoy it. (Sarcasm intended, of course. But you knew that, right?). And remember, always double-check the fine print on your urgent care bill. You might be paying for more than just a Band-Aid.

