Alright, alright, alright. The UK government finally pulled its head out of its collective arse and banned step-incest porn. Took 'em long enough. You telling me these clowns were actually debating whether or not digitally simulated step-sibling action was cool? What is this, Alabama? This ban comes courtesy of Conservative peer Lady Gabby Bertin, bless her heart. Apparently, she had to fight tooth and nail to get this done, because some pencil-necked bureaucrats thought it might be 'difficult to implement.' Difficult? It's pixels, people. Not exactly rocket science. Good on the Lords for siding with the good guys on this one, vote tally was razor thin at 144-143. Ironic how often these basic moral questions come down to the wire in Clown World. But hey, progress is progress, even if it's at a snail's pace. Now, about this 'revenge porn' crackdown… Let's be real, the only people who care about that are terminally online e-celebs who can't handle the consequences of their own thirst traps. This is government overreach, plain and simple. But I digress. The important thing is, the UK has finally taken a stand against digital degeneracy, even if it was a half-assed, lukewarm stand. This is like winning a battle in a war you're already losing, but hey, you gotta take what you can get. So, crack open a cold one, lads, and let's raise a glass to the fading embers of common sense. Maybe, just maybe, the pendulum is starting to swing back the other way. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go scrub my eyeballs with bleach. I've seen some things today that I can't unsee. God save the Queen… and anyone who still has a shred of decency left in this godforsaken world.