Washington D.C. – Oh, the horror! Turns out ICE arrested a whopping 800+ people thanks to tips from the TSA. Yeah, the TSA, those guys who fondle your shampoo and make you take off your shoes. Turns out they're not just good for generating airport security theater; they're also ratting out illegals. Reuters is reporting, so it must be true (ish).

Apparently, the TSA shared over 31,000 traveler records with ICE, and the triggered libs are already having conniptions. It's all thanks to Trump's second term, when suddenly gasp laws started being enforced. Who could have seen that coming?

This is all part of the Secure Flight Program, which was supposedly about stopping terrorists, but now it's being used to, you know, enforce immigration laws. The outrage! It's almost like the government should be, you know, deporting people who aren't supposed to be here.

Reuters couldn't figure out exactly how many arrests happened inside the airports, but honestly, who cares? The important thing is, illegals got nabbed. Every arrest is a victory in the war against open borders and the woke mob.

Of course, the Dems are losing their minds, claiming this is all “fear” and “confusion.” Yeah, maybe for the illegals who thought they could just waltz into our country and get a free pass. Cry more, commies. Markwayne Mullin, the new DHS secretary, is probably too busy owning the libs to care about their whiny letters.

Remember that college student and the sobbing mom who got arrested? Good. Serves 'em right for breaking the law. The DHS defended the arrests, saying they were subject to final orders of removal. Translation: GTFO of our country.

All these “immigration attorneys” are whining about due process and stuff. But let's be real: these people had their chance. They broke the law, now they face the consequences. This ain't a charity, pal. TSA stated that it “is pursuing solutions that improve resiliency, security and efficiency across our entire system”. Efficiency includes helping ICE do their job, amirite?

So, the next time you're getting groped by the TSA, remember: they're not just there to annoy you. They're also helping keep our country safe (and white). And that's something we can all be proud of. Now, go trigger a lib and enjoy the show. They brought it on themselves. Remember the good old days when you could make jokes and people wouldn't call you names? Good times.