WASHINGTON - President Chad Trump just dropped a truth bomb in his State of the Union, demanding Congress get its act together on a couple of key things, while also laying down the law about his epic trade war. First, the SAVE Act. This bad boy requires proof of citizenship to vote. Why? Because, as Trump so eloquently put it, the Dems "want to cheat. They have cheated." Translation: they're rigging elections harder than a Soviet vote count. The lefties are already crying foul, claiming it's "voter suppression". But let's be real, if you can't prove you're a citizen, you shouldn't be voting. Simple as. No more illegal aliens swinging elections with Soros money.

Then there's the stock trading ban for Congress. Finally, someone's calling out the swamp creatures for insider trading. These clowns get rich off our backs, using privileged info to play the market. It's time to drain the swamp, starting with their portfolios. But let's be honest, they'll probably find a loophole bigger than AOC's ego.

And last but not least, the tariffs. Trump's not letting Congress near his trade war, because he's the only one with the balls to stand up to China. These tariffs are gonna replace the income tax, apparently. Galaxy brain stuff right there. The GOP cucks are whining about tariffs hurting their districts. Boo-hoo. Maybe they should tell their constituents to buy American.

The libs are malding over all of this, of course. They're screeching about "democracy" and "economic justice". But Trump's playing 4D chess while they're still trying to figure out how to spell "equality".

Remember when the Supreme Court upheld Congress's power to impose tariffs? Yeah, Trump doesn't care. He's slapping tariffs on everyone, using some other law he found in the back of the Constitution. Based and Trump-pilled. The Left loses again.

The SAVE Act is pure, uncut basedness. It triggers the libs, it secures the border, and it makes elections great again. What's not to love? The stock trading ban is a nice touch, but let's not pretend it'll actually stop the swamp from being swampy. They'll just find new ways to line their pockets. Politicians only care about filling their own pockets.

The tariff war is the main event. It's Trump's magnum opus, his final boss battle against globalism. Will it work? Who knows. But it's fun to watch the elites squirm. More sanctions are coming if they don't listen.

So buckle up, buttercups. It's gonna be a wild ride. Trump's not backing down, and the libs are losing their minds. The only question is, will Congress finally get on board the Trump train, or will they keep being RINOs and cucks? MAGA!