Okay, folks, let's get real. The Mainstream Media (aka the Ministry of Truth) is having a field day claiming Trump's losing his grip. War with Iran, they shriek! Collapsing economy, they wail! Tucker Carlson is sad, they sob! But are we really surprised?

First of all, remember when they said Trump would start World War III, like, every Tuesday? Now it's Iran. Look, nobody wants a war, but sometimes you gotta slap around some ayatollahs to remind them who's boss. America First, baby!

But here's the real tea: gas prices. Four bucks a gallon? That's some grade-A BS. Trump promised us cheap gas! Remember? Drain the swamp and fill up our tanks for less! What happened? Did someone forget to check the oil levels in the Deep State swamp monster?

And Tucker Carlson? Cry me a river. He's "tormented"? Maybe he should try being a single mom trying to afford groceries on Bidenomics. He’ll be fine. He probably made a boatload of money cheerleading for Trump. Besides, loyalty is for suckers. Always has been.

Iran seized some ships? Standard Tuesday in the Middle East. Israel and Palestine still fighting? Also, standard Tuesday. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along. Except for the gas prices. Seriously, someone needs to get on that.

The UK is having an existential crisis about its “special relationship” with the US? Good. Maybe they should try winning a war for once instead of whining about it. Palantir helping the London police? Skynet is coming, baby! Resistance is futile! (And probably overpriced).

So, is Trump doomed? Probably not. The Libs are gonna Lib. The swamp is gonna swamp. But until I can fill up my pickup truck without taking out a second mortgage, I'm gonna be salty. Sad!

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