WASHINGTON D.C. - Buckle up, buttercups, because the man who lives rent-free in the heads of the coastal elite, Donald J. Trump, is crashing the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Yes, the same dinner where they pretend to celebrate the First Amendment while simultaneously plotting the downfall of anyone who doesn't toe the MSM line.

Remember when the Associated Press threw a hissy fit because they couldn't call the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of America”? The snowflakes practically needed therapy. Now they have to share a room with the guy who calls their BS.

Trump's got a rap sheet longer than a CVS receipt when it comes to offending the delicate sensibilities of the press. He called a Bloomberg reporter “piggy” (accurate?) and said reporting on the Iran war was “almost treasonous” (depends on the reporting, doesn't it?). But let's be real, these are the same people who hyperventilate if you misgender a hamster.

And don't forget the attempts to defund NPR and PBS. Clearly the Commies at Sesame Street aren't a fan. Also, the threats to jail reporters who leak classified info? Maybe not a bad idea! You can't have a republic if journalists publish classified information willy-nilly because they're mad Trump made a mean tweet.

The FBI raiding a reporter's house? Okay, maybe that's a bit much. But let's not pretend the press is some innocent victim here. They're powerful institutions with agendas, just like everyone else.

Frank Sesno, some CNN has-been, is quoted saying it's “unthinkable” to go to the dinner and pretend nothing's happened. Well, Frank, maybe try reporting the news instead of acting like a Resistance Twitter account. Then you wouldn't have anything to whine about.

Of course, there's a letter signed by a bunch of washed-up journalists demanding the WHCA “forcefully demonstrate opposition” to Trump. Translation: They want a virtue-signaling circle jerk at the expense of basic civility. So brave, so stunning.

The real question is, will they serve crow at this dinner? Because a lot of these journos are going to need to eat it after Trump wins again. The establishment is crumbling, folks. MAGA!