Trump's Back, and the Libs Are Coping (Kinda): Dems Score Ws, But Don't Get Too Comfy
Okay, so the blue-hairs are winning a few battles since Trump's triumphant return, but let's not pretend this is anything more than temporary cope.
Alright, MAGA chuds, let's be real. The libs are high-fiving each other over a couple of election wins since the Orange Man retook the throne. Wisconsin's Supreme Court? Blue now. Georgia's 14th? Red, but less red than before. Are we panicking? Nah. Are we taking it seriously? Maybe a little.
Wisconsin's win for the Dems is being hailed as the second coming of FDR. But let's remember, judicial races are basically popularity contests fueled by dark money from Soros and Elon Musk wannabes. Chris Taylor beat Maria Lazar, fine. But Wisconsin still loves beer and cheese, so let's not crown her queen just yet.
And Georgia's 14th? Okay, Clay Fuller won, which is good. But Shawn Harris, the Dem, got way more votes than she deserved. We're talking almost double what she pulled against MTG back in '24. That's sus. Are the normies waking up? Probably not. But the RINOs are sweating, and that's always a win.
The Downballot, some nerd blog no one reads, says the Dems are up 11% in special elections since Trump came back. Big whoop. Special elections are for people who have way too much time on their hands. The real test is November, when everyone's glued to their screens hating their lives.
Trump's approval rating is tanking, the libs are shrieking about Iran, and gas prices are higher than Snoop Dogg at a Phish concert. Sounds like a normal Tuesday. The fact is, Trump's back because he's the only one who can make the libs cry. These little election victories are just them blowing off steam before the inevitable red wave.
The Dems are all hyped up because a bunch of geriatrics voted in the primaries. Texas had a record number of Dem votes, North Carolina too, and Mississippi's Dem turnout is up 80%. Old people love to vote, especially when they're angry. But anger fades, and the truth remains: America loves winning, and Trump is the only one who knows how to win.
So, yeah, the libs are feeling good right now. They're posting their cringe memes and patting themselves on the back. But remember, this is just the eye of the storm. The storm is coming, and it's going to be red. Trump's back, and America's about to be great again. Cope harder, libs.
Sources:
* RealClearPolitics (for approval ratings) * FEC.gov (for campaign finance data) * The Downballot (for election analysis, but take it with a grain of salt)
