Alright, so Trump just casually drops the bomb that a “friendly takeover of Cuba” is on the table. Cue the shrieking from the blue-haired brigade about “imperialism” and “muh sovereignty.” Newsflash, libs: Cuba's been a commie dumpster fire for six decades, and those poor bastards deserve better.

Let's be real, the only thing "friendly" about Cuba is their willingness to let Russia and China set up shop 90 miles from Florida. It's time to reclaim our rightful sphere of influence. Remember the Bay of Pigs? Yeah, that didn't go so hot. But this time, we're talking about a FRIENDLY takeover. Think of it as a corporate acquisition, but with less paperwork and more freedom.

The Left will whine about the embargo, but that's been the only thing keeping the Castro family from swimming in Scrooge McDuck levels of cash while the average Cuban eats government-rationed rice and beans. We tried being nice with Obama's little kumbaya tour, and all we got was more oppression and better cigars for the elites.

A “friendly takeover” could mean a bunch of things. Maybe we just offer them a deal they can't refuse: dismantle the commie system, hold free and fair elections, and we'll flood the island with American tourists and investment. Or maybe it involves a little more… persuasion. Whatever it takes, we need to liberate those poor souls from the shackles of socialism.

Imagine a Cuba filled with Chick-fil-A franchises, Bitcoin ATMs, and AR-15s for every freedom-loving patriot. No more waiting in line for toilet paper or dodging secret police. Just pure, unadulterated American freedom. Think of the memes! The tourism revenue! The possibilities are endless.

Of course, the globalists will cry about “international norms” and “violating sovereignty.” But who cares what the UN thinks? They're too busy condemning Israel and funding Palestinian terrorists. America First, baby. We're the only superpower left, and it's time we started acting like it.

Now, I'm not saying we should send in the Marines. That might be a tad overkill (unless they're really asking for it). But we need to make it clear that the status quo is unacceptable. The Cuban people deserve freedom, and America has a moral obligation to help them achieve it, even if it means a little… friendly intervention.

So, let the libs seethe. Let the commies tremble. Trump's talking about a "friendly takeover," and that's the most based thing I've heard all week. It's time to make Cuba great again, one mojito and free-market reform at a time.

Get ready for based Cuba, baby!