So, Macron, the French dude with the power to turn Europe into a glass parking lot, is about to unveil his latest thoughts on nukes. Apparently, he's gonna be talking about the submarines and planes that carry France's freedom dispensers. Because, let's be honest, with Biden stumbling around and Merkel gone, someone needs to have a pair (of enriched uranium spheres, that is).

This whole thing comes as Europe is collectively wetting its pants over the possibility of Trump 2.0. They're all suddenly realizing that maybe relying on Uncle Sam for everything wasn't the smartest move. Who knew? Macron, bless his Gaullist heart, is stepping up, reminding everyone that France still has a Force de Frappe and isn't afraid to use it (well, deter with it, anyway).

Remember when everyone was lecturing us about how nuclear weapons were obsolete and we should all just hug it out? Yeah, well, Putin and Xi Jinping didn't get the memo. So, Macron's dusting off the old Force de Frappe to remind everyone that France isn't some woke, virtue-signaling paradise. They've got nukes, and they know how to use them (theoretically).

He's probably gonna babble some stuff about "European strategic autonomy," which is just fancy talk for "we can't rely on America anymore." It's about time someone in Europe grew a spine. The whole continent's been coasting on American might for decades, and now they're starting to realize that the free ride might be over. Prepare for the tantrums.

France's nukes are pretty sweet. They've got the submarine-launched missiles, which are basically impossible to take out, and the air-launched missiles, which are good for spreading the love around in a more targeted fashion. It's a complete package of freedom-spreading capability.

Of course, the usual suspects will be clutching their pearls and screaming about how nuclear weapons are bad. But let's be real: the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a bigger nuke. It's Nuclear Deterrence 101, people.

Macron's just reminding everyone that France is still a force to be reckoned with. He's saying, "Hey, world, we've got nukes, and we're not afraid to use them...to deter you from messing with us." It's a simple message, but it's one that needs to be heard loud and clear. It's time for Western civilization to stop apologizing and start projecting strength again. Let the triggered screeching commence!

The Force de Frappe, bringing the boom since the '60s and scaring the commies back then as it is scaring authoritarians today!