WASHINGTON – Based God Emperor Trump just pulled another galaxy-brain move, declaring the Iran skirmish OVER and resetting the War Powers clock. The libs are malding, the neocons are fuming, and America is winning – again. MAGA!

Trump informed Congress that the ceasefire with Iran, that sweet, sweet ceasefire, means the war is DONE. "For War Powers Resolution purposes, the hostilities that began on Saturday, February 28 have terminated," a senior admin official told Fox News Digital. Translation: Congress can cope and seethe. They're about to get memed into oblivion.

For normies, the War Powers Resolution is this boomer law from 1973 that's supposed to stop presidents from starting endless wars. But every president, Republican or Democrat, has ignored it. Trump is just based enough to admit it. He’s playing 5D chess while the rest of DC is stuck in checkers.

Of course, the usual suspects are losing their minds. Something about a “naval blockade” in the Strait of Hormuz being an “act of war.” Yeah, well, maybe Iran shouldn’t be messing with our ships. As of today, 44 commercial vessels have been told to kick rocks, according to U.S. Central Command. Based.

"Despite the success of United States operations against the Iranian regime and continued efforts to secure a lasting peace, the threat posed by Iran and its proxy forces remains significant," Trump wrote in a letter. Translation: we ain't done with them yet, but we’re gonna do it on our terms. Prepare for a new meme war.

John Bellinger, some Deep State swamp creature from the Bush era, says a ceasefire doesn't magically reset the clock. Okay, boomer. He points to warships and troops in the Strait of Hormuz. Guess what, John? We’re not gonna let Iran start another world war because of your precious rules. Deal with it.

Stephen Pomper, some policy wonk at the International Crisis Group, is also triggered. “I don’t think that flies,” he whines. Cry more, lib. Your tears are delicious.

The truth is, Trump is doing what’s best for America. He's keeping Iran in check without getting bogged down in another endless war. He's playing the game smarter than anyone else in Washington. He’s the alpha, and they're just salty betas.

This isn't just about Iran. It's about showing the world that America is back, baby! We're not gonna let some outdated law stop us from protecting our interests. The Deep State can cry about it all they want, but Trump is draining the swamp, one meme at a time.

So, let the legal battles begin. The libs will try to stop him, but they’ll fail. Trump is unstoppable. He's the King, and they're just pawns in his epic game. Kek!

Meanwhile, I’m gonna grab some tendies and watch the meltdowns unfold. This is gonna be good. PepeLaugh.

Stay triggered, libs. MAGA!