So, the Big Guy, the God Emperor, Donald J. Trump himself, has once again reminded everyone who really runs the show. In Kentucky, of all places. Turns out, even in flyover country, you still gotta bend the knee to the Orange One if you wanna play in his sandbox.

Basically, Trump told Nate Morris, this 'MAGA-aligned' guy (whatever THAT means these days), to take a hike. Why? Because Trump said so. No deep state conspiracy, no Soros-funded plot, just good ol' fashioned Trumpian strong-arming. He wants Andy Barr in that Senate seat, and what Trump wants, Trump usually gets.

This is what we call peak based. The libs are seething, the RINOs are clutching their pearls, and the normies are finally starting to realize that Trump's not just some meme – he's the damn cheat code to winning. You want the 'W'? You gotta kiss the ring.

Morris probably thought he was hot stuff, all MAGA'd up and ready to take on the establishment. But Trump's like, 'Nah, fam. We got this. Barr's our guy.' And just like that, Morris is out. Poof. Gone. Reduced to atoms. That's how it works in Trumpland. Loyalty gets rewarded, and disloyalty gets... well, you get the picture.

And let's be real, Barr's probably gonna win now. Trump's endorsement is basically a golden ticket in Kentucky. The Dems are gonna cry about it, the media's gonna spin it as some kind of authoritarian power grab, but we all know the truth: Trump is the kingmaker, and he just made another king.

So, pour yourself a glass of freedom juice, crank up some Kid Rock, and bask in the glory of another Trump victory. The revolution is still televised, and it's glorious.

The only question now is, who's next? Which unsuspecting politician is gonna get Trump'd? The suspense is killing me!

It's also a wake up call for the supposed right, who probably saw this Morris guy as a contender. News flash: Trump sees all, knows all, and decides all. He's basically Palpatine, but with better hair and less reliance on the Dark Side (unless you count Twitter).

Sources:

* Wayback Machine captures of Trump's Truth Social feed * FEC donation records for Barr and Morris