WASHINGTON – So, Trump nominates Cameron Hamilton to run FEMA. Again. The guy he already canned. You can't make this stuff up. The Deep State, or just dementia? Place your bets!

This is either some 4D chess move we're too smooth-brained to understand, or another sign that the swamp is indeed undefeated. One year this guy's out, the next he's back in? Sounds legit.

FEMA, the agency that's supposed to save us from hurricanes and earthquakes (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), has apparently been so brilliantly managed that the solution is to bring back a guy they already gave the boot. Makes perfect sense.

Maybe Hamilton promised to build a REALLY BIG wall around the next hurricane? Or perhaps he knows where all the missing Hillary emails are hidden? The possibilities are endless. Okay, maybe not. Probably just another establishment shill getting his turn at the trough.

The real question is: will he be wearing the same FEMA-branded polo shirt he wore last time? And will he be able to find the office bathroom without getting lost again?

Remember when Trump promised to drain the swamp? Turns out, he was just refilling it with slightly different water. Who could have predicted?

This nomination is just more proof that Washington is one giant, self-licking ice cream cone. And we, the taxpayers, are the ones holding the cone.

Buckle up, buttercups. This is gonna be a wild ride. Hope you didn't expect any actual change.

And remember: always distrust the government. Even when they're trying to save you from a flood. Especially then.

God bless America. And good luck.

Sources:

* Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA): www.fema.gov * The White House: www.whitehouse.gov