Okay, folks, let's get one thing straight: America First ain't just a slogan, it's a way of life. And President Trump is living it. The news that he's pulling 5,000 troops outta Germany? Pure MAGA gold. Turns out, those lederhosen-wearing bureaucrats had the audacity to question our strategy in the Middle East. The audacity.

Friedrich Merz, whoever THAT is, basically said we had no clue what we were doing with Iran. As if the Swamp in DC wasn't enough, we gotta deal with a globalist cabal undermining us from across the pond? Nah. Not on Trump's watch. He's like, 'You got something to say? Fine. Pay your own damn bills.'

German Defence Minister Boris Pistorius (sounds like a Bond villain, tbh) admits it was 'foreseeable'. Yeah, because when you bite the hand that feeds you, expect to get slapped. Europe wants to lecture us on climate change and social justice? Cool, how about you pony up for your OWN defense for once?

Meanwhile, the State Department is busy selling billions in weapons to our actual allies in the Middle East. Israel, Qatar, Kuwait, UAE – you know, countries that aren't busy virtue signaling. And get this – our supposed allies in Europe are gonna have to wait for their weapons deliveries because, surprise, surprise, we're running low thanks to the whole Iran situation. Maybe they should've thought about that before siding with the Ayatollahs in spirit.

And speaking of Iran, apparently, they sent a 'proposal' to end the war via Pakistan. Yeah, I'm sure that's totally legit. Probably written on a napkin in crayon. Trump's not satisfied? Good. Don't trust anything those mullahs say. Remember, they're the same guys who chant 'Death to America' every Friday.

The Treasury is threatening sanctions against anyone paying tolls to Iran through the Strait of Hormuz. Based. Shut down their funding, starve the beast. Economic warfare is the only language they understand.

Trump even sent a letter to Congress declaring hostilities with Iran 'terminated'. Translation: I'm the President, I do what I want. Take that, Deep State. He's playing 4D chess while the rest of them are still trying to figure out checkers.

And Ayatollah Khamenei is telling his people to wage 'economic battle'. Sounds like they're feeling the pinch. Maybe they should try selling some of that 'peaceful' nuclear energy instead of funding terrorists.