Alright, folks, strap in, because Papa Trump just went full galaxy brain. Forget 'peaceful negotiations' with these mullah-loving maniacs. Turns out, the only language they understand is the sweet sound of American freedom raining down on their heads.

Operation Epic Fury? More like Operation EPIC WIN. The Deep State's heads are spinning faster than a soyboy at a Ben Shapiro speech. Trump, bless his glorious orange head, just told the Iranian people to quit being cucks and take back their country. 'The hour of your freedom is at hand,' he declared, probably while simultaneously tweeting and eating a well-done steak. Chad move.

Of course, the usual suspects are losing their minds. 'But muh international norms!' 'But muh humanitarian crisis!' Spare me. These are the same people who think pronouns are more important than actual problems. Let them cry into their soy lattes while we liberate a nation from the clutches of a terrorist regime. Cucks.

Trump's not playing patty-cake anymore. He's calling out the Iranian regime for what it is: a 'vicious' and 'wicked, radical dictatorship.' And he's backing up his words with bombs. Literal bombs. Which is way more effective than another strongly worded letter from the UN, am I right?

Now, the boomers and cucks will say this is 'risky.' They'll clutch their pearls and worry about 'escalation.' But here's the thing: the only way to deal with a bully is to punch him in the face. And that's exactly what Trump just did. Metaphorically, of course. (Unless...?) #MAGA #Trump2026 #EpicFury #FreedomBombs #OwnTheLibs

The Iranian people better listen up. This is their chance. America's giving them the green light (and the air support) to overthrow their oppressors and build a new, MAGA-fied Iran. Think of all the tendies they could buy with their newfound oil wealth! Think of the based memes they could create!

So, let the lib tears flow. Let the globalists seethe. Trump's in charge, and he's not afraid to Make Iran Great Again. One bomb at a time. And to all the triggered snowflakes out there: cope. Seethe. Dilate. The adults are back in charge, and we're not here to make friends. We're here to win.

This is about more than just Iran. It's about sending a message to the rest of the world: Don't mess with America. We're armed, we're dangerous, and we're not afraid to use our freedom. So, buckle up, buttercups. The next four years are going to be wild.