TEHRAN – Well, well, well, looks like someone ordered a fresh delivery of freedom fries… via missile. Al Jazeera is reporting that Tehran got a little taste of American (and Israeli?) exceptionalism, with multiple targets being visited by some very persuasive explosives. No word yet on whether they left a tip.

So, the ayatollahs are probably having a bad day. Turns out, playing footsie with nuke ambitions and funding global terrorism has consequences. Who knew? The adults are back in charge, apparently. Maybe now they'll think twice before trying to build a bomb or blowing up our embassies.

Remember that Iran nuclear deal that made everyone feel so good (except, you know, actual Americans)? Yeah, turns out it was about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. The only thing it achieved was funneling billions of dollars to a regime that hates our guts. Good riddance.

Let's be honest, diplomacy with these guys is like trying to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Sometimes, you just gotta show them the pointy end of the stick. And by pointy end, I mean a precision-guided missile.

Of course, the usual suspects will be clutching their pearls and wailing about escalation. But here's the deal: Iran has been escalating for decades. This isn't escalation; it's a response. It's a reminder that actions have consequences, and those consequences can arrive in the form of a very loud bang.

Meanwhile, the “experts” will be debating the geopolitical implications, while sipping their lattes and pontificating about the need for “dialogue.” Newsflash: Iran understands one language, and it's not Farsi. It's the language of overwhelming force.

So, let the mullahs choke on their dates and contemplate their mortality. Maybe this will convince them to dial back the crazy and start acting like a responsible nation. But don't hold your breath. More likely, they'll just double down on the crazy. But hey, at least we sent them a message they can't ignore.

This is what happens when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Or in this case, the missile. Sleep tight, Tehran.

It's about dang time somebody brought the boom. All that hand wringing ain't never solved nothing. Remember kids, pew pew solves problems. And gives peace a chance. Or something like that.

God bless the brave men and women who made this happen. May their aim be true, and their missiles fly straight. And may the ayatollahs finally get the message: Don't mess with America.