Okay, so it's been a DECADE since Brexit. Ten years of screeching Remoaners, virtue signaling, and politicians promising us the sunlit uplands... which, surprise, surprise, haven't exactly materialized. Starmer's at the helm now, desperately trying to mop up the mess. But let's be real, is he actually fixing anything, or just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic? The whole thing is sus, tbh.

The Remainers told us the sky would fall. Project Fear, remember? Turns out, the sky is still there. The economy hasn't imploded (yet), but it's not exactly booming either. It's like that meme where the dog's drinking coffee in a burning building. That's us.

We were promised sovereignty. We were promised control of our borders. We were promised a return to the good ol' days of Britannia ruling the waves. What we got was more red tape, more woke nonsense, and more virtue signaling from the political class. Where’s the BASED timeline we were promised, huh?

Starmer, bless his heart, is trying to play the game. He's trying to appeal to both sides, which, as anyone who's ever tried to mediate a Twitter feud knows, is a recipe for disaster. He's trying to be all things to all people, and ending up pleasing no one. He's like that soyjak meme, except with less facial hair.

Let's be honest, Brexit was supposed to be our chance to break free from the EU's globalist agenda and get back to being a sovereign nation. Instead, we're still entangled in red tape, still kowtowing to international institutions, and still importing woke ideology from across the pond. Feels kinda like a rugpull, no cap.

The boomers who voted for Brexit are probably regretting it by now. The youngsters who voted Remain are still seething. And the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to afford a pint and a packet of crisps without remortgaging our houses. It's all a bit of a clown world, innit?

Maybe, just maybe, Starmer can pull a rabbit out of a hat and steer us toward a brighter future. But I wouldn't bet my tendies on it. Until then, buckle up, because the Brexit rollercoaster is far from over. We're all just vibing in the chaos at this point.

So, yeah, ten years of Brexit. Still figuring it out. Still coping. Still waiting for the sunlit uplands to arrive. Maybe one day. But don't hold your breath, kiddo.