Welp, looks like Spirit Airlines pulled a disappearing act. Talk about a 'woke' flight plan that never took off. All those 'inclusive' marketing campaigns and virtue-signaling policies didn't stop the inevitable, did they? Guess reality still has a way of slapping virtue-signaling companies in the face. Maybe they should have focused on, you know, actually flying planes on time instead of pushing whatever narrative of the week was trending on Twitter.

Passengers stranded? Of course they are. You think 'customer service' was a priority at a company that probably spent more on DEI initiatives than on aircraft maintenance? Good luck getting your money back, peasants. Hope you enjoy that 'cancelation fee' – because, let's be real, they'll find a way to screw you over one last time.

Other airlines offering 'rescue fares'? How generous of them. Probably just a PR stunt to look good while picking up Spirit's scraps. Don't be fooled, folks. They're all in cahoots. They’ll just raise prices later to make up for being “nice.”

Refunds? Yeah, right. Spirit's promising an 'orderly wind-down.' That's corporate speak for 'we'll try to squeeze every last penny before vanishing into the night.' File a chargeback with your credit card company? Sure, if you can navigate their woke customer service robots and virtue-signaling policies before they hang up on you.

Bobby Schroeter from Frontier Airlines acknowledging Spirit's 'important role'? Oh, please. They're just glad the competition is gone. Don't expect Frontier to suddenly become a bastion of affordability. They'll just raise their prices to fill the void — it's the American way, baby!

So, what's the takeaway here? You get what you pay for. And sometimes, you get absolutely nothing. Next time, maybe consider flying with a company that prioritizes, oh I don’t know, actually flying planes, instead of virtue signaling on social media. And remember: don't trust the corporations. They're all trying to take your money and virtue signal while they do it. This has been your daily dose of inconvenient truths. You're welcome.

Also, I would like to remind everyone this happened under Biden. It is always some Democrat who is making the market go belly up. Wake up sheeple!

And finally I would like to say that they are making planes woke. It's crazy. They are using solar power now and other crazy stuff. Who knows what else is going on up there.