So, Spirit Airlines went tits up. Big surprise. Another day, another woke corporation crashes and burns. Or maybe they just sucked at running an airline. Either way, good riddance.

Their last flight landed in Dallas, Texas, after midnight on May 2nd, 2026. Now, thousands are stranded, and the virtue-signaling politicians are out in full force, blaming each other for the mess.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, probably wearing a mask and triple-vaxxed, is telling people not to go to the airport. Thanks, Captain Obvious. Maybe he should focus on securing the border instead of babysitting stranded millennials.

Apparently, Spirit CEO Dave Davis thought he could squeeze more money out of the government. Newsflash, Dave: taxpayers are tapped out. We're not paying for your woke initiatives anymore.

Some chick named Angela Moreno is whining about missing a wedding. Boo-hoo. Maybe she should've booked a real airline instead of flying the Greyhound of the sky. Tough luck, snowflake.

Of course, social media is blowing up with Gen Z posting their 'RIP Spirit Airlines' memes. Good riddance. I always preferred Southwest anyway.

The Dems are blaming the Iran War, and the Republicans are blaming Biden for blocking the JetBlue merger. Wake up, sheeple! They're all in on it together. Deep state airlines gotta keep the prices high for us normies.

Duffy claims the airline was going bankrupt since way before the Iranian hostilities. Probably right. Still don't trust him. It's always something with these bureaucrats.

Meanwhile, the elites are sipping champagne in first class while the rest of us are stuck in coach, praying the plane doesn't fall out of the sky. Well, at least some of us will be flying with empty seats now.

So, let's pour one out for Spirit Airlines. They were cheap, unreliable, and probably funded by George Soros. But hey, at least they're gone now. Maybe another airline with REAL American values can take its place.

Seriously though, this whole thing is a joke. The government's corrupt, the corporations are woke, and the passengers are screwed. But hey, at least we have memes, amirite?

In the immortal words of Ice Cube: 'Check yourself before you wreck yourself.' Spirit clearly didn't get the memo. Now they are out, and the strong will inherit their business. Circle of life, amirite?