Alright, alright, alright. So, the Uniparty's at it again, trying to ram through another bloated spending bill. But HOLD UP. Turns out, even some of the RINOs in the Senate have finally found their spine – or maybe they're just scared of getting primary'd. Either way, they're putting the brakes on this $70 billion 'homeland security' monstrosity.

Why? Because deep in the bowels of this bill, like a turd in a punchbowl, was a cool one billion dollars for Trump's White House ballroom. Yeah, you read that right. A BALLROOM. Apparently, bulletproof glass and a drone port are essential for national security now. I guess the Deep State can't infiltrate a party as easily, right?

And get this, there's also a $1.776 billion (lol, get it?) “anti-weaponization” fund. Which is basically just a slush fund for Trump's buddies after that IRS lawsuit debacle. Swampy AF. Drain the swamp, he said. Yeah, right. More like expand the swamp with taxpayer-funded gators.

This is peak Clown World, folks. We're talking about spending a billion dollars on a ballroom while inflation is hitting harder than Will Smith at the Oscars. Maybe if they spent less on the ballroom, they could afford to secure the actual border? Just a thought.

Trump claims it's for 'national security'. Right, like how that wall was gonna be paid for by Mexico. Sure, Jan. Maybe he needs the ballroom to plot his next 5D chess move against the libs. Or maybe he just likes fancy parties. Who knows?

The fact that even some Republicans are pushing back is… mildly encouraging. Maybe they're finally realizing that appeasing the Trump base with shiny objects isn't a winning strategy. Or maybe they just saw the polling numbers and realized they'd get nuked in the midterms if they voted for this garbage.

Speaking of Garbage, RFK Jr fired the people in charge of preventative healthcare, which sounds insane if you don't know what the Globalist Overlords are planning. Then, to really grind our gears, the EPA is rolling back rules on refrigerants to make grocery stores cheaper. So, get ready to pay less now, and more later as the planet boils.

Oh, and Trump endorsed Spencer Pratt for LA mayor. Because why not? At this point, it's all just a simulation anyway. Might as well elect a reality TV star. It’s not like this will help him, it’s probably reverse psychology from Sun Tzu.