WASHINGTON – The Supreme Court just dropped a truth bomb on the woke brigade, refusing to hear the case of some dude in Alabama trying to dodge the needle with a sob story about his 'low IQ.' Turns out, committing murder still has consequences, even if you can't spell 'consequences.'

This guy, bless his heart (said with maximum sarcasm), was convicted of murder. Now, he's claiming he's too dumb to be executed, citing a bunch of I.Q. test results that are all over the place. Sounds legit, right? I mean, everyone knows that a high I.Q. is a prerequisite for not butchering people.

The libs are losing their minds over this, predictably. 'Oh, but the Eighth Amendment! Cruel and unusual punishment!' Spare me. What's cruel and unusual is what this guy did to his victim. I'm pretty sure that's way more 'cruel and unusual' than a legally sanctioned execution.

Remember Atkins v. Virginia (2002)? SCOTUS already said you can't execute someone who's genuinely mentally deficient. But guess what? States get to decide what 'mentally deficient' actually means. Alabama decided this guy doesn't qualify. Case closed.

These I.Q. tests are a joke anyway. It's all just a game. Score low on purpose, whine about systemic oppression, and boom – you're magically 'intellectually disabled.' It's the new get-out-of-jail-free card for the woke criminal justice system.

This is what happens when you let bleeding-heart liberals run the asylum. They try to turn every criminal into a victim, blaming society for everything. Newsflash: some people are just bad. And when they commit heinous crimes, they deserve to pay the price.

So, congrats to Alabama for standing its ground and refusing to be bullied by the woke mob. And congrats to the Supreme Court for not taking the bait. Maybe, just maybe, we can start holding criminals accountable for their actions again.

Let's be real, the only thing these lawyers care about is racking up billable hours and virtue signaling to their liberal buddies. They don't give a damn about justice or the victims of crime. They just want to score political points and look good in front of their friends.

This whole thing is just another example of the left's relentless assault on law and order. They want to defund the police, empty the prisons, and let criminals run wild. It's a recipe for disaster.

Good on the Supreme Court for saying 'enough is enough.' This guy had his day in court. He was convicted. He's going to be executed. End of story. Now, let's move on to the next snowflake trying to game the system.