Okay, so another Fox News poll dropped, and guess what? 56% of the perpetually online think Trump's White House is about as competent as your average Discord mod. Groundbreaking stuff, I know. Apparently, two in ten Republicans are joining the NPCs in thinking Trump is messing things up. Must be the gas prices, or maybe they just hate winning. It's always something with these people.

Let's be real, folks. These polls are about as accurate as a TikTok influencer's skincare routine. But hey, narratives gotta be spun, right? "Oh no, Trump's numbers are down! He's losing his grip!" Meanwhile, the economy is still chugging along, the libs are still seething, and the world is still ending, same as always.

Remember Obama? Only 44% thought he was doing a bang-up job back in 2015. Biden? A whopping 38% in 2022. So, Trump's at 43%? Sounds about right. Voters gonna vote, haters gonna hate, and the based chads are gonna keep stacking W's.

"It may come as cold comfort to the White House, but there’s a tendency for voters to be harsh toward all presidents," says some pollster dude named Daron Shaw. No sh*t, Sherlock. People love to complain, especially when they're behind a keyboard.

Immigration, China, foreign policy...yada yada yada. The usual suspects. But border security? A whole 53% approve? Based. The only good thing Trump has done, secure the southern border and deport the illegals. MAGA folks still love the guy, even if the Never Trump crowd is still clutching their pearls.

Vice President Vance, SecState Rubio, and SecDef Hegseth all getting roasted in the polls? Sounds like someone needs to fire up the meme machine and remind everyone why they're based. MAGA Republicans know what's up, though. They're the only ones who matter anyway.

"Trump doesn't care about people like me!" cry the zoomers. "He lacks judgment!" wail the boomers. "He's mentally unsound!" shriek the karens. Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. It's the same song and dance every election cycle. But Trump will be back. Nothing can stop what is coming.

Meanwhile, Biden's over here forgetting what day it is, and everyone's pretending he's totally with it. Talk about mental soundness. This is a clown world. We're living in a simulation. Wake up, sheeple!

So, yeah, 56% of people are clutching their pearls over Trump's competence. Who cares? He's still the only one who can drain the swamp and Make America Great Again. Let the haters seethe. We're too busy winning to notice.

Among Democrats, 9 in 10 or more say...

Get rekt libs. Trump 2028.