London - So, a former synagogue in Tower Hamlets caught fire. Real shocking, I know. The cops are saying it's a 'counter-terrorism' thing. Right. Because nothing screams 'organic local incident' like the terror squad showing up.

Disused, they say. Probably full of asbestos and memories of a bygone era. But hey, optics are everything, right? Can't have a good old-fashioned building fire without someone screaming 'hate crime!'

Tower Hamlets, that bastion of cultural enrichment, is now playing host to another mystery fire. I’m sure the investigation will be totally impartial and unbiased. Just like all the others.

I bet you a shekel to a donut that this gets spun into some narrative about rising anti-Semitism and the need for more government funding to 'combat hate'. Because that always works, doesn’t it? Throwing money at problems never solves anything. But it makes people feel good, I guess.

Remember that time they found the 'noose' in Bubba Wallace's garage? Turned out to be a garage door pull. But the narrative was already set. Same playbook, different actors.

I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens. Or maybe just some kids with matches. Either way, the narrative is already being crafted. Get ready for the outrage machine to kick into high gear.

Wake up, sheeple. Nothing is as it seems. Especially when the government is involved.

They'll probably blame Putin.

Anyways, back to posting memes.