Okay, folks, buckle up, because the Trump train is back on the tracks and this time it's barreling straight through the Strait of Hormuz. 'Project Freedom,' which is basically Trump flipping the bird to the Ayatollahs and saying 'try me,' has officially launched, and the triggered tears are already flowing.

Centcom says two U.S.-flagged ships made it through the choke point. Iran says 'NUH UH!' Who are you gonna believe? The guys who haven't been right about anything since 1979 or the U.S. military? Maersk is like, 'Yeah, our ship got out, peace!'

So, apparently, the U.S. Navy turned six Iranian speedboats into fish food and shot down some Iranian kamikaze drones and cruise missiles. Iran then did what they do best and launched some peashooter missiles at the UAE, because of course they did. The real news is: Trump threatened to erase Iran from the map if they mess with our boats. Based.

All those Zoomers who want to resurrect the Ayatollah khomeini should take note: Orange Man still bad enough to bomb you back to the stone age. Hope your TikToks are worth it, glowies.

Meanwhile, back in the good ol' US of A, SCOTUS decided to stop with the dilly-dallying and let Louisiana redraw its congressional maps. Translation: the woke mob can't gerrymander their way to victory this time. Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is throwing a tantrum, because when has she not been?

Of course, all the usual suspects are screaming about voter suppression, conveniently ignoring the fact that states have a right to draw their own damn districts. DeSantis down in Florida is playing 4D chess with his new map. The blue-haired brigade is NOT gonna like this one.

Democrats are scrambling to find candidates who can actually win elections, but let's be real, they're about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. The midterms are gonna be a bloodbath, and I'm here for it.

Get your popcorn ready, because the next few months are going to be absolutely glorious. MAGA is back, baby, and we're not backing down. The globalists and the commies can cry about it all they want.