NSW Government Caught Hiding Hospital Mold Death Spores – Surprise!
Two dead at Royal Prince Alfred, but don't worry, they didn't want to 'unnecessarily scare' you, sheeple.

Okay, so two people are dead from a fungal outbreak at Sydney's Royal Prince Alfred Hospital. Aspergillus, the culprit. Mold. The thing you find in your shower if you're a slob. But hey, the NSW government was just trying to avoid 'unnecessarily scaring people.' You know, like how they avoid scaring you with, say, the actual state of the economy or the fact that your taxes are funding woke indoctrination centers.
Health Minister Ryan Park, bless his heart, claims there was 'in no way a sense of cover-up.' Right. Because telling hundreds of affected people is the same as, you know, informing the public about a potential health hazard. It's all about 'striking a balance,' apparently. A balance between transparency and…well, let's be honest, controlling the narrative.
The Opposition is calling it a 'cover-up,' and honestly, who's surprised? This is how these clowns operate. Delay, deflect, deny. Until they're forced to release documents under parliamentary order. Then it's all 'unforeseen circumstances' and 'lessons learned.'
Turns out, the hospital's been undergoing a $940 million 'redevelopment' since 2023. And what do you know, construction stirs up mold. Shocking! Who could have predicted that? Besides, you know, literally anyone with a brain. They closed the transplant unit, deep cleaned it (whatever that actually means), and reopened it on February 9th. Problem solved! Back to normal, citizen. Nothing to see here.
Dr. Kerry Chant, the state’s chief health officer, says construction is a known risk factor in hospitals. But air monitoring wasn't 'routinely used.' Because proactive measures are for suckers, apparently. Let's just wait for people to die and then scramble to look like we're doing something.
Sarah Mitchell, the shadow minister for health, is rightfully calling out the 'shocking' revelations. But let’s be real, will anything actually change? Probably not. The machine grinds on. Politicians prevaricate. And the taxpayers get shafted, one mold spore at a time.
So, the next time you're coughing up a lung, just remember: the government knows best. And sometimes, the best thing for you is to remain blissfully ignorant. After all, ignorance is bliss, right? Especially when the alternative is facing the grim reality of bureaucratic incompetence and a healthcare system that's more concerned with PR than patient safety. Make sure to get your booster, comrade, and don’t ask too many questions!
This whole fiasco is just another reminder that trusting the government is like trusting a fart after a gas station burrito. You know it's gonna end badly, but you hold on anyway, hoping against hope that maybe, just maybe, this time will be different. Spoiler alert: it won't.
And don't even get me started on the fact that this happened in the transplant unit. The very people who are ALREADY immunocompromised and fighting for their lives are now battling government-sponsored mold. It's almost poetic in its incompetence.
Maybe next time, instead of spending nearly a billion dollars on a 'redevelopment,' they could invest in some freakin' air filters. Just a thought. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a chud on the internet, pointing out the obvious while the world burns around me. Enjoy the spores, folks. They’re free!


