So, get this: Word on the street is the US and Israel did a little 'oopsie' in Iran. Some folks are calling it 'strikes.' Others are calling it 'based.' Either way, seems like things went boom. And now, because of said booms, Dubai Airport is having a 'situation.' Major hub shut down. Planes grounded. Passengers stranded. You hate to see it. (Narrator: No, you don't.)

It's almost like poking a hornet's nest with a stick has consequences. Who could have possibly predicted that? Iran, the world's leading sponsor of 'peaceful' activities like funding terrorists and shouting 'Death to America,' is suddenly experiencing some turbulence. Color me shocked. Surprised Pikachu face

The usual suspects are already clutching their pearls and wailing about 'escalation.' As if Iran wasn't already escalating things for, oh, the past four decades? But hey, nuance is dead, and the media narrative must be maintained. 'Orange Man Bad' is so 2020. Now it's 'Aggressive Allies Bad!'

Meanwhile, back in Dubai, poor virtue-signalling influencers are probably stuck in business class lounges, whining about the lack of avocado toast. Think of the humanity! The real victims here are the people who have to wait an extra hour to post that vacation pic. Priorities, people.

Let's be real: This whole situation is a giant middle finger to the woke brigade who think diplomacy and rainbows will solve all the world's problems. Newsflash: some problems require a bit more...persuasion. And sometimes, that persuasion comes in the form of a JDAM.

The fact that Dubai is now a parking lot for airplanes is just a bonus. Maybe they'll think twice about being so cozy with a regime that literally chants for the destruction of Western civilization. Probably not, but one can dream.

Now, I'm not saying I condone violence. (Okay, maybe I am.) But I am saying that sometimes, a little bit of shock and awe is the only language certain people understand. And if that means a few pampered elites have to endure a slightly longer layover, well, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

So, to all the stranded passengers in Dubai: Sorry, not sorry. Maybe next time, fly somewhere that doesn't involve propping up a theocratic dictatorship. And to Iran: Don't start none, won't be none.

The libs are gonna seethe. The neocons are gonna cheer. And I'm just gonna sit here with a bucket of popcorn, watching the world burn. Because let's face it, this is the most entertaining thing to happen all week.

Remember, folks: facts don't care about your feelings. And sometimes, the only way to achieve peace is through superior firepower. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go buy some more ammo. Just in case.

Stay salty, my friends.

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