So, remember when Trump promised to bring the boys home and focus on fixing America? Yeah, about that. Turns out, even the Mango Messiah can't resist a good old-fashioned regime change or two. Who could have predicted the guy who ran on “America First” would suddenly be flexing our military muscles overseas? Shocking, I tell ya! (Insert sarcasm font here).

For years, the establishment neocons have been screeching about American decline and the need to bomb someone, anyone, back to the Stone Age. Trump was supposed to be different. He was supposed to drain the swamp, not refill it with gunpowder and depleted uranium. But here we are, folks. The 'peace president' is apparently ready to play global cop after all. MAGA? More like MIGA (Make Iran Great Again... for defense contractors).

The Left is clutching their pearls, predictably. They're always against war, until their favorite country does something they don't like, then they're all for sanctions, which are just economic warfare by another name. The Right is probably conflicted. They wanted a strong America, but they also remember Trump railing against endless wars. It's a real head-scratcher, isn't it?

Maybe Trump realized that draining the swamp is harder than bombing a country. Or maybe he just got bored of tweeting and needed a new distraction. Whatever the reason, it's clear that the Deep State wins again. They've managed to turn even the most anti-establishment president into a globalist puppet. Sad!

Of course, nobody ever learns from history. Every intervention ends the same way: with American soldiers dying for some vague notion of 'democracy,' trillions of dollars wasted, and the target country even more messed up than before. But hey, at least Raytheon and Lockheed Martin are doing great! That's what really matters, right?

So, buckle up, buttercups. It looks like we're in for another round of 'spreading democracy' the American way. Just remember to thank the troops for their service, even as you're paying for their body armor with your taxes. And don't forget to question everything. Because if you're not questioning, you're probably being lied to.

In conclusion, Trump's shift towards a more interventionist foreign policy proves that even the most unconventional president can be molded into the establishment's image. It's a reminder that the Deep State is real, and it's always watching. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some canned goods and a gas mask. You know, just in case.