Washington D.C. - So, get this, folks. A poll, bless their hearts, claims that gas prices are still Trump's fault. Yeah, the guy who hasn't been in office for ages is somehow behind the pain at the pump. You can't make this stuff up. Heard it on Morning Edition, May 6, 2026. The desperation is palpable, folks, truly epic.

It's like blaming your ex for your current bad decisions. Newsflash: the adults in the room are now in charge (allegedly), and they're failing spectacularly. They've strangled domestic energy production with virtue-signaling regulations and are now shocked – SHOCKED! – that gas prices are higher than Snoop Dogg at a Willie Nelson concert.

The narrative is simple: Trump bad, current regime good (even though your wallet is screaming). It's the same playbook they always use. Gas prices are now astronomical thanks to the genius policies of the current admin. Who could have seen that coming, right? Everyone with a functioning brain, that's who.

Of course, the media lapdogs are running with it. “Trump’s legacy!” they screech. Meanwhile, working-class Americans are choosing between filling up their gas tank and buying groceries. But hey, at least we're saving the planet, right? (By importing oil from countries that don’t give a damn about emissions. Smart.)

This is all about the midterms, of course. The Dems are terrified they're going to get absolutely wrecked. So, they're pulling out all the stops, including blaming the former guy for everything short of the common cold. It's pathetic, but also kinda hilarious. The copium is real, folks.

What they won't tell you is that the current gang in charge is deliberately making energy more expensive. It's part of their grand plan to force everyone into electric cars (powered by windmills and unicorn farts, naturally). Never mind that electric cars are expensive and the grid can't handle the load. It's all about control, baby!

So, next time you fill up your tank and wince at the price, remember this poll. Remember the narrative. And remember that the people who are actually responsible are the ones currently in power. Don't fall for the BS. Stay woke (in the right way, not the woke way), and fight back. Download the audio from Morning Edition and give it a listen – you'll probably need a drink halfway through, though!

The gas price hike is just the beginning. If the Democrats retain control, expect even more economic pain. Keep the faith, stay strong, and remember, the memes are our greatest weapon. Let's make sure these clowns get absolutely destroyed in the midterms.