WASHINGTON – So, remember when everyone was saying Cornyn was totally a true conservative? Yeah, about that. Turns out our boy in Texas has been cozying up to Islamic Relief USA (IRUSA), the American branch of Islamic Relief Worldwide (IRW). IRW? Oh, just a little organization the State Department gave the boot back in 2021 for, you know, allegedly praising terrorists and dabbling in a bit of antisemitism. No biggie.

Cornyn, bless his heart, is currently battling it out with Ken Paxton in a primary runoff that's getting messier than a woke kindergarten. And just when things were heating up, BOOM. Turns out Cornyn's been dropping love bombs on IRUSA like it's going out of style.

We're talking video messages, letters – the whole shebang. "Thanks to my friends at Islamic Relief USA for all their humanitarian work," Cornyn gushed in a 2021 video. Friends? Buddy, the State Department basically issued a national security warning about their parent company! Maybe read the fine print next time?

The State Department wasn't exactly subtle about their concerns. They flagged IRW for "blatant and horrifying anti-Semitism and glorification of violence." You know, the usual. Just a dash of Jew-hatred and terrorist sympathies. Nothing to see here, folks!

IRUSA, in a desperate attempt to save face, claimed they were severing ties with IRW because, apparently, praising terrorists isn't great for business. Too late, fellas. The internet remembers everything. And so does the Middle East Forum, who dug up some real gems on these guys.

Turns out, both IRUSA and IRW have a long and cozy relationship with the Muslim Brotherhood. And yes, some branches of the Brotherhood have been designated as terrorist organizations. It's like a bingo card of red flags.

Let's not forget Khaled Lamada, a former chairman of IRUSA, who was caught praising the "Mujahidin of Egypt" for giving those pesky Jews a hard time through "jihad." Classy. This is the kind of guy Cornyn was happy to associate with.

So, what's the takeaway here? Simple: Politicians will be politicians. They'll say anything, do anything, and cozy up to anyone if it means staying in power. Cornyn's just the latest example. The swamp is real, folks. And it's full of crocodiles wearing cowboy boots.

Next time someone tells you Cornyn is a bastion of conservative values, just show them this article. Then remind them that actions speak louder than words. And that sometimes, those actions involve praising organizations with questionable ties to terrorism. Sad!

Wake up, sheeple. The primary's on May 28th. Choose wisely. Or don't. What do I care? Pass the tendies. The Deep State is always watching. They are ALWAYS watching.