Okay, folks, listen up! Another day, another libtard trying to sabotage America. This time, some pencil-necked geek in the Deep State decided it would be HILARIOUS to leak details about the Iran rescue mission – you know, the one where we snatched one of our boys outta the Ayatollah's sandbox. Turns out, some snowflake thought it would be a good idea to tell the world that one of the pilots was still MIA after their jet got toasted. Brilliant move, genius! Now Iran knew exactly what was up.

Of course, Trump is PISSED (and rightfully so). He’s promising jail time for whoever leaked the intel. “We think we'll be able to find it out because we're going to go to the media company that released it, and we're going to say, 'national security, give it up or go to jail,'” Trump said. Based. Absolute Chad move. Time to drain the swamp, one leaky bureaucrat at a time.

The usual suspects are whining about “press freedom” and “whistleblowers,” but let's be real. This wasn't some brave truth-teller exposing government corruption. This was some virtue-signaling moron endangering American lives for likes and retweets. As usual.

Turns out, it might have been some Israeli journalist who broke the story first. The Military Times said some dude named Amit Segal posted about it on X. But another guy, Barak Ravid, wrote an article on Axios earlier saying one pilot was still missing. Both from N12 news. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Barak Ravid's post said, "An American fighter jet was shot down by Iranian fire. A search is underway to locate the two crew members, according to a source familiar with the details. Read my article at @axios ." Then, Segal was all like, “Search operation in Iran — for two American crew members.” Oh, REALLY?

Segal later said he wasn’t sure if he was first (yeah, right) and that he’d “protect his sources.” LOL. Yeah, good luck with that when Trump's DOJ comes knocking. Enjoy your subpeona, buddy!

Then, CBS, WaPo, and Reuters jumped on the bandwagon, citing “U.S. officials.” More swamp creatures. Gotta catch ‘em all!

Trump called the leaker a “sick person.” You're damn right. And they deserve a one-way ticket to Gitmo, or at least a few years in Leavenworth to think about what they’ve done. Maybe they can share a cell with Hillary.

So, let this be a lesson: don't mess with American heroes, and don't leak classified information. Trump is watching, and he's not afraid to drop the hammer. Now go out there and own the libs! And remember, Keep America Great!!!

And for the love of God, someone meme this already.